Polyester (1981)
Mary Garlington: Lu-Lu Fishpaw
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Quotes
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I got my report card today. Wanna see it?
Francine Fishpaw : Have you done any better this time?
Francine Fishpaw : [Looks at her report card, which indicates all "F"s] Lu-Lu, you have failed every single subject again!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : No, Ma. They changed the grading system. "F" is for "Fantastic"!
Francine Fishpaw : You little liar! It's a good thing you're not Pinocchio your nose would be a mile long.
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I swear to God on the Bible its true!
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I guess I should tell you I'm two months pregnant, right now.
Francine Fishpaw : You're what?
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I'm knocked and that's that!
Francine Fishpaw : Who did this to you?
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : Bo-Bo! The man I love.
Francine Fishpaw : I'll never allow you to marry him.
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : Marry him? Are you kidding? I'm getting an abortion and I can't wait!
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Francine Fishpaw : [affectionately] Oh, Lulu, your hair looks so pretty!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : [angrily] I *know*!
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Elmer Fishpaw : How's my baby doin' in school?
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I learned all about my cervix in sex education yesterday!
[Elmer's face drops]
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : Dexter, forgive me for being so awful, but I've changed. Bo-Bo's dead, and... I've had a miscarriage.
Dexter Fishpaw : Oh, that's awful!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : But I've discovered macramé! It's helped me find myself! I'm gentler now and more creative!
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Francine Fishpaw : Lu-Lu, there's a living thing inside of you... Oh Lu-Lu, that baby is part of you!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : It's *stealing* part of me, you mean! I can feel it like cancer, getting bigger and bigger, like the Blob. One day it'll rip me open, and it'll be there in my life, ready to rob me of every bit of fun I deserve to have!
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : I quit school today and I'm gonna get me a job as a go-go girl down at the Flaming Cave Lounge.
Francine Fishpaw : You'll work at the Flaming Cave Lounge over my dead body. Now you go to your room, and you stay there until I call you!
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : [storms off] I'll work where I wanna work! You've never worked a day in your life. Fat cow!
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Lu-Lu Fishpaw : Hit her, Bo-Bo! Hit her!
[Bo-Bo hits Francine]
Lu-Lu Fishpaw : That's what you deserve, you big, fat galoot!
Bo-Bo Belsinger : It was nice beating you, Mrs. Fishpaw!
