The Chastity Belt (1972)
Frankie Howerd: Richard, Lurkalot
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Quotes
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[Lurkalot is making up some potion in his Laboratory as he speaks to the naive, mentally deficient Knot Weed De Custard]
Knotweed : [pointing] What's that?
Lurkalot : That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac.
Knotweed : Well. What's that?
Lurkalot : Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going.
Knotweed : Going where?
Lurkalot : Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes.
Knotweed : Do What?
Lurkalot : [exasperated] Rattle.
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[Lurkalot is warning Lady Ashfordel of the severity of Sir Braggart's intentions towards Lady Lobelia]
Lurkalot : Besides Sir Braggart will be gross mispleased when he finds out your daughter Lobelia is not Chaste. Well she is. But she falls down a lot. Even now she lies with the woodman.
Lady Asfordel : That's not true. He merely went up to stoke her fire.
Lurkalot : Well. That's one way of putting it.
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[Lurkalot is reciting the final part of the movies opening prologue]
Lurkalot : And so they made me a serf, a servant. And they named me Lurklalot. Because I do.
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Sir Coward : [Spotting Knotweed among the Merry Men] You're not one of them are you?
Lurkalot : If he's not, he soon will be!