Bedazzled (1967)

Michael Bates: Inspector Clarke

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Quotes 

• Insp. Reg Clarke : Can you remember your exact last words to him?

  Margaret Spencer : I think it was "Wimpy Burgers twice, 1 MR, 1 well, heavy on the onions".

• Insp. Reg Clarke : Lovely weather we've been having.

  Margaret Spencer : Lovely.

  Insp. Reg Clarke : Of course, we've been kept pretty busy. It's the summer frocks. I've had three rapes on my hands this morning.

  Margaret Spencer : Is that a lot?

  Insp. Reg Clarke : Oh, round about the seasonal average.

• Insp. Reg Clarke : I've always had mixed feelings about - rape. I mean, half the time, it's the, uh, the girls that have led things on.

  [moves in closer] 

  Margaret Spencer : I agree with you.

  [backs away] 

  Insp. Reg Clarke : They bring it on themselves, you know. They really do.

• Insp. Reg Clarke : You've got lovely lips, Margaret. Very tempting and alluring. "Lorelei lips" is what I call 'em. Has anyone ever said that before?

  Margaret Spencer : No, never.

• Insp. Reg Clarke : I don't want to alarm you, but I'd say that lips like that would be a magnet to sex maniacs.

  Margaret Spencer : Really?