One, Two, Three (1961)

Rose Renée Roth: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : Just because I'm reduced to earning my living in a bathroom, does not mean that I'm willing to peddle the honor and dignity of my family name. The von Schattenburg's date back to the second Crusade. We have one of the oldest blood lines in Europe. And one of the most inbred...

• Berta : [Introduces himself to MacNamara]  Count von Droste Schattenburg.

  C.R. MacNamara : MacNamara from Omaha, Nebraska.

• Berta : For an additional 500 marks, I will include the family crest.

  C.R. MacNamara : What is it, two cakes of soap and a paper towel?

  Berta : [Hands MacNamara a couple photos]  A porcupine rampant on a field of fleur de lis. You may also have a photograph of the Schattenburg Castle. Unfortunately destroyed during the war.

  C.R. MacNamara : American Air Force?

  Berta : No. Turkish cavalry, 1683.

• Berta : So, your proposition is not only preposterous, it is highly insulting. Make it 10,000 marks.

  C.R. MacNamara : I'll give you 3,000.

  Berta : Please. I just told you I came from a long line of leaders, so don't compromise.

  C.R. MacNamara : Four thousand.

  Berta : I will have you know that I'm distantly related to ex-king Farouk of Egypt.

  C.R. MacNamara : Thirty-five hundred.

  Berta : What happened to 4,000?

  C.R. MacNamara : It's a deal.

• Berta : I will call the doctor. But I will not give back the mink coat.