Don't Knock the Rock (1956)
Alan Dale: Arnie Haines
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Quotes
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[Bill Haley walks up to a table with Arnie Haines and Alan Freed]
Bill Haley : How we doin', Dad, the newspaper gal diggin' us?
Arnie Haines : Yeah, real deep. She sounds like she has us plowed way under already.
Alan Freed : That's freedom of the press.
Bill Haley : Yeah, and I always thought that freedom of the press was a tailor who irons your suits for nothing. It shows you.
[everyone laughs a forced and phony laugh, and then they all get up and leave; Bill Haley looks offended]
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Arnie Haines : He seems to think that running around in my underwear or getting thrown out of my hotel is news. And does that sound like news to you guys?
Member of Applejacks : If you were Kim Novak, it might.
Arnie Haines : Oh, very funny.
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Arnie Haines : Well, we have a point to prove Mr. Everett. We'd like to show the rest of the country that Rock-n-Roll is a safe and sane dance for all young people.
Sunny Everett : It hasn't hurt me any, has it?
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Bill Haley : I don't know whether I ought to speak to you guys or not.
Arnie Haines : Why is that?
Bill Haley : The only way I can get more publicity than you - is to go up Broadway without my underwear.
Arnie Haines : Yeah, well, the next time it'll be Alan here doing the Lady Godiva, not Arnie Haines.
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Arnie Haines : Man, they really go, boy.
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Arnie Haines : You guys are murder.
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Mayor George Bagley : I tell you, Mr. Haines, and we the people of Mellondale consider your so-called music outrageous! Rock-n-Roll is for morons! You've seen the moral effect it's having on our younger generation. And I say again, it's outrageous! Depraved!
Arnie Haines : Well, what's depraved about dancing?
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Arnie Haines : Yeah, you got the rock, all right. But I think your roll just stripped a gear.
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Arnie Haines : I tell you, I was beginning to think maybe I am some kind of a freak. They called me everything but that today. I guess that makes me normal, huh?
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Francine MacLaine : I've come to the conclusion that Rock-n-Roll is a symptom of the young people. Asserting themselves for their right to do things as they think fit. They resent the wrong kind of discipline by parents.
Arnie Haines : Parents would never understand that.
Francine MacLaine : Sometimes people assert themselves in the wrong way.
Arnie Haines : How did you get so smart at your age, little girl?
Francine MacLaine : Isn't that beside the point?
Arnie Haines : Pretty, too. And you couldn't have spent your time in beauty parlors.
Francine MacLaine : Thank you.
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Arnie Haines : It isn't me at all. Arnie Haines is just a name. If it weren't Arnie Haines, it'd be somebody else. Kids just pick somebody like me and wave me like a flag. They wanna hold me in front of their parents' noses like a pair of red britches in front of a bull.
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Arnie Haines : [singing] To be your slave, I'll endeavor, I'll love you forever...
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Francine MacLaine : Why did you kiss me?
Arnie Haines : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even know I had kissed... You know, you shouldn't look like that if you don't want to be kissed.
Francine MacLaine : Strictly a sex attraction, wasn't it?
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Arnie Haines : La-la-la, De-de-de-de
Francine MacLaine : Go ahead, sing it.
Arnie Haines : [singing] Your love is my love, And your life is my life, With every breathe I take, I'll make your dreams come true...
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Alan Freed : Now what are we gonna do?
Arnie Haines : We're gonna turn the other cheek, and let her take a sock at that, too.
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Arnie Haines : We'd like to put on a special Rock-n-Roll show here some Saturday night.
Sunny Everett : Man, that'd be the coolest! Arnie Haines, right here in Friesville!
Tom Everett - Influential Citizen : Whoa, now, honey, not so fast.
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Arnie Haines : Miss Everett, look, I'm a lot older than you are, you know?
Sunny Everett : [gives Arnie a long kiss] There. Now I just grew up five years. See you, Arnie.
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Sunny Everett : You'd never think I'm not 18 yet, would you?
Arnie Haines : Is that a warning?
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Arnie Haines : Hey, where does your mother think you're at tonight?
Francine MacLaine : At a hog-calling contest.
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Bill Haley : The newspaper gal digging us?
Arnie Haines : Yeah, real deep. She sounds like she has us plowed way under already.
Alan Freed : That's freedom of the press.
Bill Haley : Yeah, and I always thought freedom of the press was a tailor who ironed your suits for nothin'.
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Sunny Everett : Oh, now come on. If the world was made in six days, we should be able to make a little time in 15 minutes.
Arnie Haines : Boy, something tells me your father missed up on a few spankings somewhere along the line.
Sunny Everett : I parked it here just for us.
Arnie Haines : If you think I'm gonna go for a drive now...
Sunny Everett : Now, who said anything about driving? I just want to talk. Get in.
Arnie Haines : Okay, start talking.
Sunny Everett : [puts Arnie's arm around her shoulder] There. Now I can always say I necked with Arnie Haines.
Arnie Haines : Necked?
Sunny Everett : You're the most scared man I ever did see.
Arnie Haines : I wish you were the most scared girl I ever saw.
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Sunny Everett : Don't you know that in some countries, girls get married at 14?
Arnie Haines : That's it. You should go there.
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Alan Freed : Light up the lantern and let the bells toll 'cause that man's comin' out to Rock-n-Roll. So take off your handcuffs and take off your chains, while we dig with the mostest of - Arnie Haines!
The Applejacks : [singing] Ding-dong. Ding-dong-ding-dong.
Arnie Haines : A bell is gonna ring one of these days
The Applejacks : One of these days
Arnie Haines : And the choir is gonna sing one of these days
The Applejacks : One of these days
Arnie Haines : When you press your lips to mine, Tell me, honey, our love's divine...
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Arnie Haines : You, with a typewriter for a mother.
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Arnie Haines : Let's get on with the show. Ladies and gentlemen, some Rock-n-Roll terpsichore. One, two, three, four.
The Applejacks : [singing] Don't knock the rock, boy, You got to roll it, Don't knock the rock, boy, You got to roll!
Arnie Haines : You can knock bebop and you can knock swing
Arnie Haines , The Applejacks : Say what you want about any old thing, Don't knock the rock, Don't knock the rock
Arnie Haines : My baby don't do nothing but Rock-n-Roll, that's all!
The Applejacks : That's all, That's all, That's all...
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Arnie Haines : [to Tina] Why do people like yourselves - want to see me or talk to me?
Alan Freed : Because you're Arnie Haines.
Arnie Haines : You stay out of this.
[to Tina]
Arnie Haines : You. I'm sorry. You tell me, please.
Tina Stephens : Golly, Mr. Haines, maybe it's the way you sing, or the beat or something.
Arnie Haines : You don't really know, though, do you?
Tina Stephens : Isn't it enough that we want to see you and talk to you?
Arnie Haines : Sure, and I'm grateful, little brown eyes. Thank you.
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Arnie Haines : [singing] There are 91,000 raindrops in a shower...