Review of Boar

Boar (II) (2017)
1/10
Boar...ing
16 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
A truly abysmal creature feature where nothing of interest really happens with special effects Blue Peter would be ashamed of.

How this boar gets around without someone noticing is amusing to say the least. It's actually a Boar-ninja as it just appears out of nowhere and kills people then disappears into the bush. It also has the ability to grow in size for close ups and then return to normal for longer shots.

The acting is terrible and the story nonsensical. The characters are so dull I was rooting for the Ninja Boar. It seemed to be veering towards comedy as it certainly was not horror or even a thriller.

Two points I will make about how stupid this film is. SPOILERS.....

1 At no point does anyone use their mobile phones to get help. In a day and age where people can't be separated from mobiles for more than 60 seconds even kids seem to forget they have them when faced with a very unrealistic large pig with blood and gore on its snout.

2 Big spoiler here so be warned. After having his guts torn out Bernie....don't call him Bern... is able to recover for the final scene and act as if it was just a scratch.

Laughableless rubbish.

The most horrific thing about this pile of sewage is there may be Boar 2.
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