There are two types of movie genres I hate. One is found footage which, lets face it, has had it's day (if it ever did). Why are morons running around filming things while they are being killed? This film is the second kind, an anthology film. Most of these have been absolute garbage. I can name maybe four anthologies worth watching; the original Tales from the Crypt, The Vault of Horror, the House that Dripped blood and Asylum. That's about it. I decided to give this a shot when I saw that Rue Morgue, the best horror magazine around had a part in this. Having sat through this atrocious mess, I have to wonder, what part was that? Did they see a different script? This film is barely better than one of the toilet floating turds that The Asylum constantly cranks out. One stupid, uninteresting story after another (no spoilers, friends) linked by this stupid guy in a failing cryogenic tube is just an absolute waste of time. I'd expect to see Last Chance Lance review this in his column, and I'm pretty sure he won't be happy doing it. There isn't one part of this that's worth watching and I'm wondering if those who reviewed this floater are all relatives of those who made this crap. Final comment: If I were a film professor these 'shorts' would all get a nice fat F. Avoid at all costs.
Review of Galaxy of Horrors
