. . . HILLBILLY HARE makes the case that America's so-called "wild animals" MUST be better armed. Maybe Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett could look themselves in the mirror after a long day of preying upon unarmed critters, but maybe they didn't HAVE mirrors (they certainly did not have semi-automatic Bushmasters!). As likely Libertarian Party Nominee Gary Larson constantly preaches, nobody would be singing verses asking Buffalo Bill how many did he kill if our treasured Nickel Back herd animals had had long guns themselves (with ample ammo) to return Bill's fire. Every True American is in favor of Fair Fights, and where I come from guys are getting "accidentally" shot by their hunting dogs ALL THE TIME. I'd be a hypocrite in continuing my BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps) Campaign without supporting Bugs Bunny, the original HILLBILLY HARE, and his Real Life rabbit counterparts, along with the Bears, Lions, Rams, Elks, Moose, etc. in their need for species-appropriate firearms of their own. That way, when the Real Life Curt and Pumpkin'head Martins get drunk and make for the woods, at least the woods will be able to fight back!
Review of Hillbilly Hare
