Killer Movie (2008)
1/10
Kill my acting coach....
2 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
A reality television shoot goes awry when its crew finds itself stranded in a remote Northern town.

A killer is on the loose, stalking cast and crew members one by one.

As past suspicions, betrayals and secrets inexplicably come into play, the nightmare of shooting this reality show becomes all too real for Jake, the show's director, his crew and Hollywood starlet Blanca Champion.....

So it's basically Scream for the big brother generation, with the one from The Big Bang Theory who decidedly ugly, playing a big star who everyone lusts after.

One of the crew is a little bit strange, Scooby Doo strange, and once you see him, you think to yourself 'the makers couldn't be that stupid to make him the killer'.

Guess what, they are, and then some...

None of the cast are likable, the editing and narrative are awful, and the last five minutes of the film literally has more shots of the sidekick dog than anyone else.

The final reveal features the killer wearing some eye make up, and even the makers get fed up by the end and just have shot in a maundering way.

It's even depressing to write about it, I wouldn't bother, even if you had nothing to do, sitting and staring the abyss would be a better choice than seeing this excremental excuse for a film...
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