My God... This is truly one of the worst- no, THE worst movie I have ever seen. How did they mess up the three stooges this bad? UGhhhh... OK, I admit I actually wanted to see this movie, and not because I thought it would be good, no no no no I'm not that stupid. I actually like to watch bad or weird movies just to see how bad or weird they can get. Being a person who exclusively watches classic movies and television, when I saw they were making this I could only hang my head in shame. I knew the three stooges would be ruined forever for the next generation but I can't believe they DESTROYED it. So I went to the movie theater with my Dad (Who is a big three stooges fan, the poor guy.) and my Brother. I sarcastically asked the ticket lady for three tickets for the "disgrace to cinema"...She knew what I meant. So we sat down in the movie theater bracing for impact while watching the 20 minute advertisements we just paid $22.50 for. So the movie is divided into three episodes which have the classic three stooges opening with the new actor's faces which I have to admit is pretty cool that they did that... Enjoyment stops there. This movie has lame over done jokes, poorly delivered clearly set up puns, extremely violent "slapstick comedy" sometimes with chainsaws and knives to the head, a ton of animal cruelty, bathroom humor like fart jokes, genital jokes, and babies peeing into people's faces, mean-spirited jokes, cringe inducing child actors including the three stooges as kids, an abundance of clichés, random out of nowhere drama, and over the top hyperactive stooges that are so crazy they become totally different from the originals....Oh and Jersey Shore.... Thanks Hollywood.... The director of this movie apparently wanted to make a comedy but he couldn't decide between a slapstick comedy or a regular comedy with a little drama so he decided on both and threw in the three stooges so the movie would attract more viewers. Can't wait for Prometheus. That might help me restore hope in modern movies after watching this insult.
Review of The Three Stooges
