A plane is about to take off. On board are a bevy of ladies, representing the states of the USA, who are flying off to compete in a beauty pageant. Along with them are reporters and pageant staff. Meanwhile, the Pope has been informed that the remains of Noah's Ark have been found, with Noah in it! His Holiness sends underlings to investigate. Hold onto your bottoms, folks! The aircraft goes down near a deserted island and there may not be enough make-up kits to last until a rescue boat arrives. The gals start fighting while the men organize the ladies into two groups to plan survival strategies. Only no one picks Michael's group, except a lovely brunette. Unbelievably, this is the same island where the Ark was found, with its Congo-type ape protectors AND where the Porkasaurus Rex, a cross between a wild boar and a huge, fierce dino, roams! Who will survive the ordeal, especially when one typical beauty contestant reveals that she has never eaten anything but restaurant meals provided by a handsome male? Ho, ho, fun and games will start! This is an ultra-silly spoof of a long list of films, such as Jurassic Park, Congo, MI, The Love Boat, Miss Congeniality, and other fine movies. In fact, it misses the mark of comedy far MORE than it hits a humorous note. Most of it is so lame that it can be classified as wheelchair-cinema. The cast, all pretty much unknowns, save for Eric Roberts and Stuart Pankin, have mediocre talent at best. However, they are exceedingly gorgeous, especially the ladies, so those searching for an eye-candy cast will be happy. All in all, don't go looking for this one unless you consider it better entertainment than shucking corn or taking out the garbage.