Review of Suck

Suck (2009)
3/10
it sucked
17 October 2010
I don't have anything against The Rocky Horror Picture Show and I don't have anything against musicians playing in a movie but I really have something against movies classified under horror while it's just some piece of crap. Some of the musicians can't act, like Moby. If you want to see musicians act go watch Hardware. Why an actor like McDowell agreed to play in this flick is for me still a question. It just is a movie for teenies. If you like Twilight then you also will like this one. It is never scary or gory, yes, there is blood and dismembered bodies but it doesn't work. There are a lot of effects, old school like Alice Cooper said and CGI. A lot of effects done while editing. The director just made a mix of a musical, horror, spoof, and references to album covers (The Beatles at Abbey Road, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA). It's just a hodgepodge. Made for the teens, if you are a real horror geek, I prefer Hardware with Iggy Pop, Carl McCoy and Lemmy, just suck that one...
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