The only reason why I decided to see this movie was because the trailer showed a)Steven Segal in Cockpuncher and b)Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry.
Even though both segments were pretty funny and Segal does a great job, the real highlight of the onion movie is Sarah McElligott. She looks stunning on camera in her revealing outfits and in all of her explicit body movements (though she's clothed). The parody songs and her denial of all the sexual innuendo in the music and videos is all too real and just too funny.
I'll admit, there were other times in the film when I chuckled, but found myself finding something offensive after the joke was over. There's enough satire and humor that probably will offend just about everyone and anyone. And then there are times when the filmmakers try too hard to drive a point across.
All in all, this isn't a date movie. This is a movie to watch when you're bored, you want to watch a movie but really don't want to get involved in a movie.
Segal gets one star and Sarah McElligott gets the other two. If it was more of her and all her sexual innuendos, then my rating of this film (among other things) would have gone up.
Even though both segments were pretty funny and Segal does a great job, the real highlight of the onion movie is Sarah McElligott. She looks stunning on camera in her revealing outfits and in all of her explicit body movements (though she's clothed). The parody songs and her denial of all the sexual innuendo in the music and videos is all too real and just too funny.
I'll admit, there were other times in the film when I chuckled, but found myself finding something offensive after the joke was over. There's enough satire and humor that probably will offend just about everyone and anyone. And then there are times when the filmmakers try too hard to drive a point across.
All in all, this isn't a date movie. This is a movie to watch when you're bored, you want to watch a movie but really don't want to get involved in a movie.
Segal gets one star and Sarah McElligott gets the other two. If it was more of her and all her sexual innuendos, then my rating of this film (among other things) would have gone up.