We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help. Written by
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Did You Know?
The character of "Melissa Cherry" is an apparent spoof of singer Britney Spears
. Ironically, Spear's future ex-husband Kevin Federline
has a cameo in the film as a back-up dancer in one of Melissa Cherry's videos. See more
In the scene they are playing the board game and one of the guys is drinking "Hawaiian punch" the level of the drink goes from full to empty back to full. See more
For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.
Watch after the credits as Norm Archer comes on screen sitting at his news-desk saying "For the Onion News, this is Norm Archer. Fuck you and Good Night". See more
Shoot Your Love All Over Me
Written by Asche & Spencer
Performed by Lisa Marie Furth See more