the year is 2000 and the titanic (excuse me, the TITanic as they call it in this soft-core flick) is being rebuilt for another doomed voyage from new york to england in this failure of spoof of the 1997 hit movie titanic with Leonardo Di caprio and Kate winslet. however, they had to make some changes in building the ship. for example, in order to have enough money to buy the captain is golden steering wheel, which ends up being stolen, they had to finish the ship in aluminum. in addition, all of the life boats had to be taken off the ship so the weight capacity can include a snotty rich man's car. in this film, there is also an unexpected passenger on board the ship, the sexy lesbian vampire vladima and her two henchman.
the movie opens in Staten island (vladima's home) with a lesbian sex scene between vladima and a girl that she hoped would be strong enough to survive her need for human blood to become her queen. however, all the girls she chooses end of dying so she decides to go on board the TITanic in search for a stronger prey.
later, we also meet Shari o'Kari (played by the very sexy seduction cinema regular Tina Krause). her rock-star boyfriend is only interested in booze and his music and is totally unaware of his girlfriend when she strips in front of him and wants to have sex with him. after being refused, she leaves the room and attempts suicide just like Kate winslet's character does in the original motion picture. an inspiring yet very unsuccessful painter, unlike the Di caprio's character, stops her and invites her to his room to paint her nude. after seeing his horrible work, o'Kari leaves and we see her on the deck completely nude which is where vladima finds her. the next evening, vladima seduces Shari by forcing her to watch her have sex with her next victim, who also dies. she tells her that she has chosen her as her queen because she honestly feels that she is strong enough.
overall, the movie was a joke!! the only thing that saved it and the only reason why i didn't give it only one star was that the cast included one of the hottest actresses: Tina Krause. however, i was very disappointed that there was no love scene between her and vladima, which i was definitely expecting. i was also disappointed by the fact that misty mundae, my favorite of the seduction cinema stars, did not get a bigger role. if you look closely, she plays one of the instruments in the band.
the movie opens in Staten island (vladima's home) with a lesbian sex scene between vladima and a girl that she hoped would be strong enough to survive her need for human blood to become her queen. however, all the girls she chooses end of dying so she decides to go on board the TITanic in search for a stronger prey.
later, we also meet Shari o'Kari (played by the very sexy seduction cinema regular Tina Krause). her rock-star boyfriend is only interested in booze and his music and is totally unaware of his girlfriend when she strips in front of him and wants to have sex with him. after being refused, she leaves the room and attempts suicide just like Kate winslet's character does in the original motion picture. an inspiring yet very unsuccessful painter, unlike the Di caprio's character, stops her and invites her to his room to paint her nude. after seeing his horrible work, o'Kari leaves and we see her on the deck completely nude which is where vladima finds her. the next evening, vladima seduces Shari by forcing her to watch her have sex with her next victim, who also dies. she tells her that she has chosen her as her queen because she honestly feels that she is strong enough.
overall, the movie was a joke!! the only thing that saved it and the only reason why i didn't give it only one star was that the cast included one of the hottest actresses: Tina Krause. however, i was very disappointed that there was no love scene between her and vladima, which i was definitely expecting. i was also disappointed by the fact that misty mundae, my favorite of the seduction cinema stars, did not get a bigger role. if you look closely, she plays one of the instruments in the band.