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Scary Sexy Disaster Movie (1999)

TITanic 2000: Vampire of the Titanic (original title)
Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard the Titanic Double-D in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet.


(as John P. Fedele)


(story) (as Michael L. Raso), (screenplay) (as Clancy Fitzsimmons) | 1 more credit »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael R. Thomas ...
Eegor / Captain Skimmer
Jacob Bogert ...
Suzanne Lenore ...
1st Victim
Tammy Parks ...
Joseph Prussak ...
Mr. Pidant (as Joe Prussak)
Bob MacKay ...
Chimes / Edmund
David Fine ...
Mr. Blatent
Jeffrey Faoro ...
Mr. Smythe / Second Mate (as Jeff Faoro)
Shari O'Kari
John Paul Fedele ...
Glitter Bolan (as John Fedele)
Elizabeth Cintron ...
Molly Black
William Hellfire ...
Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player (as Bill Hellfire)
Jon Fidelli ...
Mr. Visper
John Bacchus ...
Winslow (as Zachary Snygg)
Pete Jacelone ...
Mr. Pissington


The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target. As various people get seduced and/or killed as the liner continues on its doomed voyage, Shari must chose between eternity as a living dead sex slave or a frigid grave at the bottom of the ocean. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Rated R for strong sexuality, nudity and language | See all certifications »




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June 2014 (USA)  »

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Better than Cameron's "Titanic" (but worse than everything else in the history of the planet)
23 March 2009 | by (Ontario, Canada) – See all my reviews

A few years ago I came across this extremely soft-porn film on eBay, while looking for theme gifts for the musical director (a very religious woman) of our community-theatre version of Broadway's "Titanic: The Musical." Naturally, I had to watch at least part of the video before giving it to her (lots of fraud on eBay these days). I still find it difficult to believe that this "film" (giving it the benefit of the doubt) was ever made. Suffice it to say that every piece of hard porn, soft porn, mindless violence, mass-produced kiddie animation, carpet sweepings, 10-week-old popcorn, doggie poop and anything else in your local video store is vastly superior to this (with the exception of James Cameron's "Titanic").

But do I consider my purchase a waste? Not at all!! Since that first year, the presentation of "Titanic 2000" to the most -- ahem -- DESERVING member of the orchestra has become a valued tradition. Every honoured recipient so far has vigorously denied even opening the case, but there sure were a lot of fingerprints on the disc when it was returned to me yesterday, ready for this year's ceremony.

Jealous of all the fun we have, down in the dark of the orchestra pit? We still need a harpist and a bassoonist. Drop me a note!

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