Review of Plankton

Plankton (1994 Video)
10/10
Holy Mother of Leviathan!!!
2 March 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is utter trash! No, wait, it's a masterpiece! It's totally cliché! No, wait, it's actually unpredictable! It's so bad, it's hilarious! No, wait, it's so hilarious, it's bad for your health! And it's got the best/worst dubbing I've ever seen! It also manages to rip-off every possible sea-creature-mayhem-movie. And some others too. Two scenes are in fact exact copies from EVIL DEAD. Further more this is a truly psychedelic experience.

All you need to know about the plot is: Five teenagers on a boat and crazy mutant fish monsters. The dialogues and characters are extremely dumb. For example: a couple walks to a refrigerator, which is open and has ice coming out of it, and the blond chick cleverly remarks "This must be a refrigerator". And when the brunette looks at a dead fish, she says "I don't like that fish. It's got an evil expression." Best dialogues ever! Best is to watch this with some friends and play silly games like betting which girl will take her top off first. I was betting on the blond babe. But I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the first female nudity-shot actually contained both the blond AND the brunette topless. Like I said, this movie can be unpredictable. The special effects are outrageous. Not particularly good, but very sick and colorful. And they also use a lot of different techniques, all very enjoyable. The explosions are so bad, you won't believe it. This flick also contains the most INSANE sex-scene I've ever seen. If you thought the scene with the couple making love by the fire in the woods in THE HOWLING was disturbing, then wait until you see this. There's also a scene where a chick gives birth to caviar! This flick is insane. I love it. It's that good. No, it's that bad.

Actually, I don't know anymore what it is. But I am gonna watch it again. Now, if I still have just a little bit of sanity left in me, after watching this trash, I will give it 1 out of 10 stars.
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