The Red Siren (2002)
2/10
Booooooring
12 August 2004
I'm a huge fan of the Argento's and I watched this movie only because of Asia's presence. I really shouldn't have.

The plot centers around a girl who claims her mother is a vicious murderer and the girl winds befriending a french "Leon" type assassin who helps her find her long lost father. But the deranged mother wants her daughter back and hires the most incompetent assassins ever to get to her. Also, a totally incompetent cop, played by Asia, is on their trail too.

There's nothing here of any substance. No character devolopment, some of the stubidest dialouge ever, no suspense, bad acting and very boring (and long) action sequences. Everything in the technical department is well done but when there's no substance the film is simply boring. And it's way too overlong.

I simply cannot believe Asia is refusing to work with her father and chooses these projects instead. This film isn't as boring as XXX, but it comes close.
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