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Poll: Ridiculous Reasons for Dumping Your Girlfriends (Seinfeld Version)

A poll by borimor.
Everyone who watched Seinfeld (1989) knows that the main character, Jerry, always dumped his current girlfriend for ridiculous reasons.

What's the most ridiculous reason for dumping your girlfriend? or any girl generally?

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    Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For not giving him a massage.
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    Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For having “man hands.”
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    Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For being a low talker.
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    Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    Because your friend saw her naked.
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    Jerry Seinfeld and Jeremiah Birkett in Seinfeld (1989)

    For eating peas one pea at a time.
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    Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Props THE RACE

    For wearing the same dress every day.
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    Jerry Seinfeld and Bryan Cranston in Seinfeld (1989)

    For being naked all the time
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    Jerry Seinfeld

    For having fake breasts
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    Jerry Seinfeld in Comedian (2002)

    For being too much like yourself
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    Jerry Seinfeld

    For kissing him in front of the Soup Nazi.
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    Jerry Seinfeld at an event for Bye Bye Birdie (1995)

    For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.
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    Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For “shh”-ing you during a TV show.
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    Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For not thinking his stand up act was funny.
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    Jerry Seinfeld at an event for Bee Movie (2007)

    For having a terrible laugh.
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    Jerry Seinfeld

    For being two-faced — attractive one day, not attractive the next.
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    Jerry Seinfeld

    For not tasting his pie.
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    Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For not laughing at all.
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    Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

    For claiming she is your wife to reap the benefits of his dry cleaning discount.
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    Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Seinfeld at an event for Saturday Night Live: 40th Anniversary Special (2015)

    For liking the Dockers’ commercial.
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    Gwyneth Paltrow, Jerry Seinfeld, and Jessica Seinfeld

    For having been with and getting dumped by Newman.
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    Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000)

    For being “a sentence finisher.”

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