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When Eric scratches the Vista Cruiser Red takes it away. Luckily Kelso is able to borrow his cousin's car, or so they think... Meanwhile Donna and Jackie are starting to think more about sex and Midge begins to take feminist-classes.

Eric has scratched the car because Kelso was deriving him and Red demands the car keys. The guys are now car-less until Kelso announces his cousin has lend him his car. While Kitty tells Red he's hard on Eric, Red explains her it's for his own good but later acknowledges Kitty might be right. Midge wants to take part in feminist classes but Bob is against it. Jackie tells Donna how she thinks her first time with Kelso should look like.—Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>

As Eric predicted, one glance suffices for Red to see the scratch the boys made on his Vista Cruiser -too small for Kitty to notice at all- and the 'irresponsible' son's driving privileges are suspended on the spot. The girls enjoy girl-talk more then expected, so they split to Jackie's house to discuss the ideal first love night. The boys make a drive in a car Kelso lends from his cousin, ex-con Sully- alas they find out the hard way he apparently hasn't mended his illegal way to procure cars. Midge stands up against Bob for a day off to take a course, Kitty couldn't be bothered to join her. The boys bicker in police holding who to blame, who is in worst trouble and who to make their only call to- Kelso phones Jackie, but her romantic ranting and promise to make love 'if he ever gets out' make Michael forget to ask for help from her dad the lawyer. Eric takes credit for their release, actually because Sully just lent his grandma's car...—KGF Vissers

On January 21, 1977, Red takes away the keys to Eric's Vista Cruiser after he notices a scratch on it. Eric had backed into a fire hydrant because Kelso was giving him a Purple Nurple (It's when you grab someone's nipples through their shirt and twist them till, they become purple). Red later rubs the scratch out with rubbing compound.

So, the guys drive around in Kelso's cousin's car. Eric does not like sitting in the back seat with Fez. The guys start to notice that the items in the car do not match Kelso's cousin's personality. As the guys realize that it may not be Kelso's cousin's car, they are pulled over by a cop car. The car turns out to be stolen and the guys are detained. Eric knows he is in trouble if Red finds out. Fez is worried that he will be deported. Hyde is worried that when his mother Edna sobers up, he will be in trouble too.

Donna and Jackie are becoming best friends and spend more and more time with each other. Donna and Jackie talk about sex. Jackie tells Donna that she has planned out the entire thing for Kelso (sexy nightie, candles, banner, Kelso's entry in the wind, and magical sex). Jackie wants her first time with Kelso to be special. Jackie wants to have sex with Kelso and is anxiously waiting for him.

Kelso calls Jackie as the one phone call the gang gets from their holding cell. Jackie's father is a lawyer, and the plan is to ask Jackie for help, so her father can bail them out. Kelso gets all excited and keeps the phone when Jackie tells him that she is waiting for him to make love. Hyde punches Kelso for forgetting to ask Jackie for help. The gang puts Eric in charge to talk to the cops. Eric steps outside and tries to explain that the car was "borrowed", just then another cop walks in and confirms the story. Even the cops sympathize with Eric when they find out that he is Red's son. Eric and the gang are free to go. Eric gets to act all "hero" in front of the gang.

Bob isn't too pleased that Midge is taking a female empowerment class. Midge had been telling Bob about the class for months, but Bob is refusing her at the last-minute claiming that this is the first he is hearing of it. Midge storms off saying that this is not Bob's decision. Bob believes that this is about jewelry or clothes. Even Donna agrees with Midge and is disgusted by Bob's attitude. Midge wants Kitty to join her, but she politely refuses saying that she is too busy running the house. After the first-class Midge starts being more independent of Bob.

Kitty convinces Red not to be too tough on Eric for little mistakes. Kitty agrees that the world is an unforgiving place, but wants home to be the one place which provides warmth and care to Eric. Red cannot figure out a way to say nice things about Eric. Red returns the keys to Eric. Kelso goes to Jackie, and they end up having sex