Indy Actresses Who Would Make Zombies Cry in the Corner

Opera singer, talented actress, genuinely lovely person and insanely attractive, Natalie would just look at zombies and cause them to kill themselves. And they would be really happy about it.

Deneen would junk punch a zombie until it cried for its nonexistent mother. She would punch it so hard in the face that it would suddenly be able to recite Shakespeare. She's also a pretty talented actress.

A lovely actress, Scarlett is actually so badass she doesn't have to kill zombies. In fact, where ever she lives at the time of the zombpocalypse will be spared because zombies really don't want to mess with that.

Jackey Hall would assault zombies with such an amazing array of Georgian obscenities that they could possibly die of embarrassment. She's as badass at scrambling zombie brains as she is at making people laugh and kicking ass on the big screen.

She may look sweet, and she is, but she would make you regret the day you ever decided to turn mindless cannibal and shamble around your gated community. When it comes to kicking zombie ass she's Samuel L. Jackson with a vagina.

I've actually seen her kill zombies...or at least I thought they were zombies. Maybe they were just drunk. Anyway, she messed em up all the same and it was awesome...unless you're with the feds and then none of this ever happened. No habla!

We filmed her doing horrible things to zombie like critters while letting out primal screams that would put her on every fanboys wishlist on amazon. She puts the serious smack down on zombies...and circus clowns.

Rebekah would tap dance on a zombies face while singing showtunes and playing Angry Birds on an iPhone...because, well, Angry Birds is kind of fun...Her list of credits is almost as impressive as the amount of undead ass she would kick!

She's played a cannibal...and a zombie...and she would totally destroy anything that moans and shambles in the dark...to include Thai hookers. One of my favorite indy actresses and someone who I'd want on my flank when the zombies come.

I actually fought zombies with this chick until...well...she died...but only in the movies. In real life she would kill the hell out of zombies...with no crying. One of the sweetest actresses I know.