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Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)
For the Fans and best Movie of the 2000s
GREAT JOB SCOTT CAWTHON AND JIM HANSEENS CREATURES SHOP!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HOLLYWOOD AND MOVIES IN GENERAL ARE MISSING! This movie isnt scary but it has so much charm and does so much for the plot and characters. The plot was fun to uncover easier for the fans but still fun for people like my dad who dont pay attention to the games. WE NEED A SEQUEAL GOD BEST MOVIE OF THE 2000s! Eitherway simple plot but so much character. Not posting any spoilers so people wondering if they should watch the movie can know if they should watch it.... In short! HELL YES WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SUPRISED YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET ARE YOU DUMB!!!!
Jurassic Prey (2015)
Art pure Art
This is art pure art. I cried, I laughed, this was wonderful. This is my new favorite movie of all time. If I were to be asked by anyone what movie I would recommend it would be this. The plot twist at the end was genius I never saw it coming. I CANT WAIT FOR A SEQUEL!!! The bank robbing scene was genius its the best bank robbing scene and get away scene ever. Sometimes I would forget about the dinosaur threat was even a thing but that was okay because we were mire worried about the marital problems of the once child star and the heroic actions of our fearless police force. This movie was so good you never even knew who the main character was until the one person survived. Like I said CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL I AM SOOOO EXCITED ITS BEEN 10 YEARS HOW LONG TILL IT COMES OUT?!?!
Bayonetta 3 (2022)
Best game of the Year
This is hands down the best game of the series. Bayonettas death was heart dopping and made me die inside the mega demons were amazing demon slaves are amazing story was short but so so sweet. Definitely a competition game going for that pure platinum. The jeanee scenes were tedious at times however hopping right back into the action as bayo or viola felt so good after. Not to mention cuty jay or the shower kill cutscenes were hilarious. Speaking of cutscenes the masquerade burst attacks were so good. The multiple bayonettas were also amazing. Thank you bayo team you guys did amazing don't disappoint with the next series please gonna miss our bayo.
Monster Hunter (2020)
Not worth it
One of the first things on screen was that fearsome demon know only as the handler. This gave me great hope. I had hoped that sometime in the movie that devil would be vanquished however I was mistaken they even teased us with the cliff scene. Also the calico was ugly AF that alone deserves a 1/10. Also only like five monsters so don't get hopes up.
Playing with Fire (2019)
Oh God Nooooo!!!
God the only thing burning is my eyes. The characters would teleport. I'll give that a pass because it's a nick movie. But seriously the camera angles.