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Keaton's Cop (1990)
The film that started the Keaton's Cop franchise!
I have replayed my decision to watch this movie over and over in my mind and only wish I had mental illness or a drug problem to blame it on. But alas. I watched it all. Some recognizable TV actors delivering some terrible dialogue inside a plot that is so easy to follow. Career high performances from Abe Bagoda and Don Rickles (not including anything else they ever did).
So Lee Majors is rude to this pretty nurse but she decides to go him with him anyway and apparently never leaves. Oh Lee. Didn't your mama warn you about those kind of girls?
Movie has that wonderful budget production made for TV - straight to VCR (look it up kids) quality to it.
The sound track was pathetic with music during car chases coming from the tunes deemed too bad to make it in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.
Nudity could have helped a lot.
Head on a Plate (2023)
What You Can Do When You Are Too Old For Porn
Where Botox and silicone go to retire. This movie has no redeeming qualities others than giving a hooker-shoe salesman one last order.
I think we have all seen the alien takes human form in order to get what it wants done before. And in every instance, done better. The movie has a plot and that's it. Oh and a hell of a sound track and I do mean a hell of one. Little cousin Timmy playing on the organ.
Thank goodness there is no nudity. To see any of the cast members naked would have cost me my lunch. These are not pretty people.
I confess to having no education in any field of the arts. I only know what I like and what I don't like. I should have jumped from this film when the broad walked across the desert floor in her stiletto platform heals in her $7 bordello dress but I had to see if it was going to get better. It did not
The good news. To the best of my knowledge, no animas were permanently injured in the making of this motion picture.
Warning: Beware of anyone who likes this movie..