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The Flash: A New World, Part 4: Finale (2023)
This was worse than season 8 game of thrones
I ended up skipping through most of the episode....
The fight scenes were haphazzard, and just tossed together.
The story conclusion was really lame and slow, for all the build there was. The only thing this episode accomplished was making me need a cup of coffee, and giving EVERY actor 5 minutes of fame. No matter how bad it made the episode.
Honestly. Im glad the show is over. Because they really lost the fun and the spirit that brought the first few seasons together.
I am utterly disappointed with the screen writers and the director.
For making such a subpar ending. I will very much NOT watch their future products.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
Zachary Levi vs Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Two different movies, same story. Both have are good. Both are different direction. And thats where i stop being nice.
You cannot continue to do this. Making two different movies, with the same story line. You will confuse people, you will leech views from one to the other, you become competitive for views and lose production value because of it.
The whiplash is real here. DC needs to make up their mind on who makes their product. Because this business model present, is doomed to fail. I know for myself, i will probably avoid and ignore future IPs if this model continues.
It certainly feels like there is no true direction for the series. And it feels like the confusion starts at the very top.
The Flash (2014)
Good, but wanting more
Its a good pass time show. Has a decent story once in awhile. The good stories though, they just fly through it.
The less than stellar stories, are filled with tons of filler. Most of them didnt tie into the main story, just enrich characters from other shows.
Once they stopped feeding their energy off of 3-4 different series, and focused back on themselves. Is where the screen writers found themselves again.
IMHO
They focused way to much on Candice Patton(Iris). Whom is not the greatest on screen, because she really doest put her heart into a lot. She does a few times, which really make her shine. In those moments, I loved seeing her on screen.
Jesse L. Martin(Joe) is the glue, that holds it together. Even with the little amount of screen time he gets, he deserves the highest of praises. You can see the dedication he put into this in almost all of his scenes. Its like he truly believes he is the father, and the spirit of the Flash.
Day Shift (2022)
bad genre pairing
I stopped watching 20 minutes in. I suspected the movie would go the way it did, before even starting it. Boy how i hate being right
Wants to be a comedy. Also wants to be serious. Without Hooking you in either genre.
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Lost interest a long time ago
The show is plagued by being super slow, no real direction, killing good actors to spotlight the crappy ones that are left.
Every episodes Is like watching infomercials to fall asleep, BORING
Ok.. thats out of my system. Lets dive deeper.
-WRITTING IS WORSE THAN WWE WRITING
-The plot armor is thicker than the armor in a M1 Bradley. No one important dies, unless they have taken a acting class, then of course written off the show
-Speaking of plot, the writer doesnt know what to write, so ends up using the same outcomes multiple times in one season
-WRITTING IS WORSE THAN WWE WRITING
-There has NEVER been a 'bad guy'. Except maybe the BAD GUY is surviving the apocalypse. Only that it makes sense. Which is really stupid being the only plot real thing being a plot
-Making WEAK actors LEAD, doesnt create a balance. Just creates more weak. "Only as fast as your weakest person!!!!!!!!" some big truth to that quote
-WRITTING IS WORSE THAN WWE WRITING (seriously, needed to be said more than once)
There has been exactly two actors deserving of lead on this show, and they were written off. The mother, and the drug addict.
Smear campaign, over.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
This is a REVIEW for NEW BLOOD, not the original Dexter.
I read a ton of reviews here... Its all COMPARISONS. Not reviewing the actual title.... Which is honestly, sad and pathetic.....
Dark, Gritty, Drama, Suspense, Intrigue, Methodical. These are the terms I think of, when i think Dexter New Blood
This series brings a heightened level of drama and suspense. With a clever slow-burn into action.
The show will keep you guessing, even though you may think what happens next. It does something different.
No missteps in acting. Everything was pretty spot on!
If you are looking for a show to watch, that will keep you guessing its plot line, this is the show for you.
Robin Hood (2018)
Great actors
Saddly non of them fill the role they were casted in. There personalities, charisma, appearance. Non of them fit the roles.
Its like asking Keanu Reeves to fill a drama/romance role. He wouldnt even do it.
Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments (2016)
Red hair, brown eyebrows, green eyes
Red hair, brown eyebrows, green eyes. Looks very very bad
I really hate when directors/producers do this. Every scene takes away from the actual scene................................. Not just this show, but 80% of all filmed entertainment.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
Sad, Sad bad sad!
Acting is sooooo flat.
1st season with a bunch of newbie kids? Ok, I can give a pass on bad acting. Season two? Did you not take a single acting class during break?!?!? I am looking at the ENTIRE cast.
I dont even know what the actual story is. Because i find it so hard to even pay attention to this non-captivating dribble. Something about; stop hordes of zombies, and a lady that is a psycho fall back lead?
Yeah... Do yourself a favor, and pass on this.
The Curse of Humpty Dumpty (2021)
The bleeding wont stop
From my ears, to my eyes...
If this was a college project, I get it. But a 1mil budget? Come on....
Put back the 25$ coffee mugs....................................................................................................................................................
Evil (2019)
Would be higher rating...
First season was brilliantly done. FANTASTIC! I usually dont go for drama suspense. Season One OUT OF THE PARK!!!
When the show was sold, and season two came out. Its like they lost all sense of direction. They are literally all over the place with the story. Without a single focal point to tie any of it together.
Think CSI, filler episode. Instead, the whole season (so far)
The tactic? Throw poo on the wall, see if it sticks....... These actors do not deserve this treatment.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Cosmic Disappointment
They tried so hard the first 20 minutes. Then the first line of bad acting, the director said to the staff,
'Whelp, we are not doing a retake, is what it is.'
Wonder when Bruce realized; before, during, or after, that this movie was a mistake.
The Chi (2018)
To many white shows
So lets make a highscool drama with black people. Thats really the only premises they have here.....
Its; disturbing, disgusting, downright revolting. That they made this, with racism in mind. Because to many white flicks.
Kingdom (2019)
Great show
To bad the producers could care less about subtitles. Didnt even try to match it
Example written, 'I want an apple'
Example spoken, 'I am desperately starving. I haven't eaten in months, and have been on a long adjurors journey. All for the sake of saving my sister, whom is dying from a really rare disease. Ect ect ect'
Would be a much higher rating, if they even tried to come close.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Shoddy camera work
Movie could have been done better, sure. But that camera work, its bad. Just..... bad.
V-Wars (2019)
Axed prematurely
Great show, so-so actors, amazing storyline.
Nexflix axed it, but then makes the same type of show in Spanish, Chinese, and something else.
Thanks for the hype and cliffhanger for no second season
Warrior Nun (2020)
I want to be excited for a new season, but....
The show itself was great, but with all things Netflix. If it doesnt get STELLAR reviews, it will be cancelled.
Cancelled on a major cliffhanger, the typical gut wrenching ending for all Netflix Originals
Mortal Engines (2018)
The reviews do not reflect the work
This was brilliant, it handled itself with grace and dignity from book to movie
Last few years of reviews are just not trustworthy at all, both meta and critic
Fear the Walking Dead: Today and Tomorrow (2019)
Way to slow
Bad guys are not bad guys
Sets clearly being reused from TWD without trying to cover it
Story way to slow to stay connected
5/10 for this episode is more than generous
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Collision Course (Part II) (2019)
Hard to follow at times
"Im putting the base on lockdown!"
Two minutes later, walks out the unlocked door
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
This is not the movie the fans deserve
Pains me to write this review, towards one of my beloved franchises
The movie was BORING!!! When writers meet a block, they write about time machines, and really. that is where the movie flops. Before it even left the page to go on film
Lets sum up,
-1 hour and 30 minutes of recap from previous movie/boring SUPER slow amp up towards for an ending, just to explain the horrid choice of time travel
-20 minutes of action/climax, that was mostly a copy n past from earlier movies
-30 minutes of SLOW boring ending
Dont even get me started on Ms. Larson's flat acting, or the fact the Marvel Cannon was ignored.. Guess Capt America is now the God of Lightning? Right....
This is a disgrace to the Marvel franchise
Save your time, and money. Dont even rent this
Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series (2019)
Misses what makes the Original good
I cannot get passed the goofy-cartoony bugs bunny atmosphere they attempted. It really drives me to a dislike, and takes away from what 11 seasons built
The voice-overs do not sound very good. A lot of echoing, not close enough to the mike, to loud-to quiet. Some editing would have taken care of this issue
I really wanted to like this, but they missed the mark for this show. Stick to seasons 1-11
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Worst Avengers movie made
Literally. Was the director not taking ADHD meds? Lol sorry... but still!!!! The movie was literally ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!! Whiplash from trying to keep up with that jumbled mess.....