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Satanic (2006)
Complete crap, an insult to Jeffrey Combs & Angus Scrimm.
I would rather see Herbert west versus the tall man.
This is stupid. I'll give you 10 reasons:
1. The star of the movie (as stated in the opening credits "Starring Jeffrey Combs" first) is in the movie less then 10 minutes total. (I'm glad because Jeffrey Combs deserves much better then this).
2. The movie also states that Angus Scrimm has a cameo appearance, which he was in it more then Jeffrey Combs, who is the star, which makes no sense.
3. The Lady playing the mother, I don't think she was acting. I think she was drunk, and wanted a bon-bon. They probably paid her in bon-bons.
4. The main actress doesn't belong in a movie. Anyone who falls down on a card board box for no reason and cries "I killed them" doesn't need to be in a movie. They need to be in a circus. This lady must of got this part for the promises of becoming famous in exchange for personal favors.
5. There are about 2 good special effects, and they were good. The part where it spells out the name DIE was extremely fast! It was much cooler then the rest of the movie, so was the split second of a flying skull stone. But if thats the best a movie has to offer....
6. What is the point of connecting the ladies high heel and the guys eye? 7. Driving Miss Daisy is a faster paced movie. The cover is misleading! Don't buy the hype, the picture of monster on the backside is one quick scene. There is never an eye on a pentagram like the cover shows, and Jeffrey Combs & Angus Scrimm played small rolls.
8. The actor playing Larry who is the best actor of these no names, is killed off for some reason.
9. The foster dad smokes herb and laughs at a movie of people being killed on TV. The evil satanic witch demon child has a sack of herbs in her room. This kind of approach reminds me of Reefer Madness, and wasn't even appropriate in the 60's.
10. The main action of this movie consists of smacking someone up side the head with a plastic toy skull stone in the name of demons.
This is what happens when fans of movies like Reanimator and Phantasm don't push hard enough for sequels. Bring a phantasm 5 or a re-animator 4, or make um battle...
Never put Angus scrimm and Jeffrey combs in a stupid movie like satanic again! Whoever made this movie needs to be reanimated and phantasm ball in face over and over.
The Visitation (2006)
Fear In a nutshell...SPOILERS
This movie is directed OK. The story is blah blah.... If you like to believe that a priest channeling the spirit of Jesus is the only one capable of healing, then this is for you. This movie is filled with guilt and fear. At the end a bible book is thrown to save a woman from an evil furlong with a knife and the aftermath is both ridiculous and hilarious. This story heavily limits love & heart for a so-called faith based title. I find it to relate more to promoting fear then faith in higher power. Oh well what do you expect, its the media and thats what you get. Whether or not you are into the mythology legends and suggestive themes this movie has some funny special effects, some moments of miracles, and some cruel punishment for healing without the bibles influence. This is also a right is left and left is right movie. Edward Furlong and Kelly Lynch did a good job.