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Men (2022)
Plotless pile of wokeness 🍭
You can expect this type of movie attempt from amateur zoomer, but from Garland?...
Pseudo art-houstic-elevated-horror that is so raw you can see how director could not care less.
Bolshaya sekunda (2021)
Truthful tramedy - 8.8
Theres not so many must watch shows (especially russian ones), but this is one of them.
Simple yet engaging with its dramatic suspense of both plots.
Underrated show deserves much more attention and score.
Cargo (2009)
Who gave this nontalented director a budget?
Non-existent characters, no plot, not even a ONE good scene. Stretching every awful shot in minutes, he thinks he is a f-king Kubrick or what? Jzz how much more money there will be given to film a horse shyt screenplays and to kids thinking they are a directors?
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Is it so bad on purpose? 🤔
A mediocre script wasted by horrible execution.
I won't be surprised if visuals were wasted on purpose to fail the movie so WB won't make more sequels from it. Maybe Lana tries to bury the franchise telling in her meta-commentary why this film is what it is.
2067 (2020)
Pseudo-scientific bullsh!t that should not exist
WHY? WHY WAS IT MADE??? FOR WHO? FOR WHAT? What a waste of everything...
The Vast of Night (2019)
TALK TALK TALK NO PLOT
Endless talking exposition, zero motivations, no action, no stakes, no anything but meaningless WHITE NOISE.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
No plot. No logic. No movie.
Just a CGI showreel mixed in cringy dialogs. Everything related to humans should be cut.
Shazam! (2019)
Stupid plot, stupid scenes, stupid jokes, stupid movie.
Cringy movie for 12 y.o. kids. Long scenes, boring and predictable action, childish stupid jokes, pale villain, lack of logic.
Hellboy (2019)
🔥 Hellboring nonsense with CGI gore. 👿
No plot. No motivation. No goals. And even Hellboy is not a hero in this movie - he is just a bum, fighting there and there without a clear aims, struggles, or choices.
Oh, the "choice" that he does in the end is so obvious, boring and disappointing, that feels like a spit in the face. The trailer of this film contains more structure than the movie itself.
Us (2019)
Pretentious, predictable, silly stretched, unlogical waste of time.
30 min silly plot stretched to 2 hours with long exposition, pretentiously long shots, stupid action, logical gaps and potentially good ideas.
Glass (2019)
This glass is too stretched. Set your alarm on 2min repeat if you want to watch it till the end.
The beginning, last two twists and the whole message is pretty good, but all of it does not excuse so absurdly slow narrative. Its too little.
Its a type of a movie that I watch at home on 2x speed. So, I guess that director's superpower is to stretch glass into two-houred movie with a lot of extra "water".
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
A horror movie without horror, protagonist and plot.
This is not a movie, because it does not move at all. Theres no protagonist, no plot. Literally! Theres only a setup of paintings killing people between looooooong and boring useless scenes.
Its perfectly describes itself with only good scene - a trash bags in the middle of empty room. And director seriously wants us to be that guy who is excited about that. Shame!
Im so confused - how the same person who made a "Nightcrawler" masterpiece could make such an empty fake? The answer is - its a contemporary art.