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Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West (2002)
This isn't even a movie
I can't review this as a movie because it isn't a movie. Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West is a 45 minute trailer for nothing. The reason I can't call this movie a movie is because it doesn't even contain some fundamental concepts that make a movie a movie. In this "movie" Scene's don't start and scenes don't end. It just jumps from one place to another with no rhyme or rhythm. It contains a bunch of random cinematic scenes that serve absolutely no purpose. And there are a bunch or random scenes that have no place in the movie. It has a cohesive story but that's because it's spoon fed through narration instead of smart writing. You literally get no emotion from anyone. The only reason I put it at a 2 is because the music isn't terrible to listen to and some of the shot's are nice. Seriously don't watch it. even at a short runtime of 45 minutes it was incredibly painful to sit through.
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
just terrible
terrible music, terrible cgi, terrible editing, this has it all, however I would recommend it because it's hilarious, And I never thought I would say this but it managed to be worse than the Christmas tree,I never thought That was possible but it managed, seriously though, it's up for free on YouTube, watch it.