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Bright (2017)
Critics be d*mned! Watch this movie!
This movie staring Joel Edgerton and the legendary Will Smith is worth every minute. The movie takes place in a fairy-tale fantasy world in the modern age. Think similar to Dungeons and Dragons or Lord of the Rings, but simpler and easier to understand. As a gamer, I frequently play games that sport a medieval fantasy world and Bright takes this setting and brings it to the modern age. This one element immediately brings a fresh and original twist to the police action drama genre, (say that five times fast.). The actual story is about a reluctant police officer, named Scott Ward, (Will Smith), who is partnered with the first Orc police officer named Nick Jakoby, (Joel Edgerton). The two cops are tasked with protecting a Elf woman and a wand that in the hands of a Bright can be capable of untold horrors. The real goal is to simply pass the responsibility off to a special task force that investigates magic anomalies, secures magic items... and the people capable of using them. The racial themes and real world parallels are unmissable and annoyingly prominent, but never unnecessary and even through the obligatory, 'I'm gonna pretend to be racist even though I work closely with you', moments, never become too painful to endure. Throughout the movie, various action sequences bring the two officers closer together and seeing their relationship evolve feels organic and natural. Without spoiling anything, Nick Jakoby's explanation to the task force of what happened is very funny. My review is vague I know, but I want to be careful not to tell you too much. I really want to encourage you to watch this movie because it's a adventure unlike others you've seen before.
Drop the Mic (2017)
Why does this exist?
This is so stupid. Please take this show off the air. It's not bad enough that the commercials are annoying, but the show itself can only be described as awful. The show reuses the same people and way too similar songs over and over and pretends like each episode is some grand, new, original, masterpiece. Now listen, I like rap, I like rappers, I like celebrities, but this show is so fake and repetitive I feel violently aggressive towards everyone on screen when I see this show. I really tried to watch this crap but since watching 3 episodes featuring my favorite celebrities, I can't get to the remote fast enough when this show comes on. The commercials that come on remind me of the lost time I will never recover. I'm not sure I can really express how deeply I despise this show. Please do not watch this show, let it die. Don't give them even a single view to improve their ratings. Thank you for your time.