feralasar Reviews

GameSpot TV (1998–2022)

Good memories

[9/10 · 6 February 2020]

God I loved this show so much as a kid and a teenager, it was the show I'd always be excited to come on everyday at a certain time. I even quoted the jokes a lot back then, and a lot of episodes were memorable.

A lot of people hated the jokes, but that was personally why I watched the show in the first place was for the jokes, it's honestly a damn shame to me that later on they stopped doing it which is partially why I stopped watching the show later on as they became way too serious with their show.

I honestly just wish I can watch it all again, but sadly x play seems to be lost to time as I can't find this show anywhere on the internet ( all I could find was a couple of episodes of it ), no dvds of the series were released either; even official site is gone for good it seems like. It's just sad to me that this show is basically erased from existence it seems like, and I will probably will never see it ever again unless some miracle happens where someone finds all the episodes of it somehow.

Yeti: A Love Story (2006 Video)

Meh, not what I expected it to be

[4/10 · 11 January 2019]

I saw this movie on youtube expecting it be a very funny B movie, as I love very funny campy B movies.

I want my 1 hour wasted on this movie back, as not only was it mostly not funny, but it was a huge bore fest as well. I mean there are a few parts I find kinda funny, like the ending as well as a few scenes, but mostly this movie was stupid as well as being mostly boring.

I honestly hope the sequel that is being made is honestly way better than this one , as honestly I am probably not gonna watch this movie ever again as I just don't like it at all.

Tales from the Crapper (2004 Video)

Stupidest movie I ever seen.

[1/10 · 11 January 2019]

I saw that movie a long time ago when I was way younger, and this is frankly one of the stupidest movies I have probably ever watched. I can't hardly remember most of it as it was very forgettable, but what I remember seeing was bad.

I mean to be fair, this wasn't meant to be a serious movie as it was meant to be funny, but it just ended up being not funny in slightest coming off as idiotic instead. The only thing that managed to be funny was the name, and a character called the ' crap keeper ', and that's it, everything else was stupid.

I mean I know troma/Lloyd Kaufman can make good movies as they'd made some movies I like or found very funny, but this one? Nope, I honestly say pass on this one, and check out his other movies besides this one.

White Fang (2018)

This is good!

[9/10 · 16 July 2018]

I watched this movie the other day, and it was very good!

I can't compare it, or review it in relation to the book as I haven't read the original white fang book so I dunno how close the movie is to the original; I imagine it does have differences but what are they I don't know. I DO however know that ending of movie is different from the novel, but that's pretty much it.

Anyway I liked the story the movie had in it anyway as it was well written, and you could understand what was going on. They did however cut out the more upsetting parts, but that is understandable as it could be upsetting for some viewers to see that sort of thing. I liked that they went with the realistic direction, and made white fang not talk instead making him act like a normal animal unlike most movies with animals now a days.

The animation was beautiful, and well done with a pretty watercolor look to it; in a way it kinda reminded me of a how some video games looked too. I even liked how creepy the main villain looked!

So all in all I loved this film, and I hope it comes out on video as I want this movie for my film collection!

A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

Disappointed fan of the book

[3/10 · 16 July 2018]

I really wanted to see this film so bad when it was first announced as I loved the book it was based on, and was disappointed by that terrible tv movie they made years ago.

Boy was I even more disappointed as this movie was actually in my opinion worse then older movie Disney made, and that is saying a lot.

The acting was freaking cheesy, and was extremely corny as it was like they were trying way to hard to be whimsical or something. Like the most laughable line was was the " Flowers are the best gossipers of the universe line" which is just as laughable as the first films " These are glowworms they feed on laughter" line. The costumes the characters wore in the middle movie were terrible to the point of even looking laughable. They pretty much butchered the characters as they were bland, and weren't anything at all like they were in the book period. They completely got rid of several important plot points like the ixchel part which was important in the book, and the whole movie felt rushed also with some plot points not even making sense to me either.

About the only thing I can say that I sorta liked about the movie as I kinda liked what they did with IT, but that's about it; speaking of which they didn't even beat IT either in movie did they? Like they just sorta left it, and to me that's a plot hole as that basically means it's still a threat to earth as they didn't mentioned it died or anything either.

Honestly all in all I feel like I wasted money watching this movie, and felt like I should've listened to the reviews on this site instead of seeing it; I don't even consider this movie even good enough to get at a bargain bin because it was so bad.

So In a way I kinda recommend the older movie more, but not much as even that movie wasn't that good; however it's still better than this movie by a lot honestly.

Amélie (2001)

Overrated

[4/10 · 9 July 2018]

I watched this movie a long time ago, but from what I remember from watching this movie I didn't care for it. Like it was just boring to me, and nothing of interest ever happened. And maybe it's just me as I can't STAND live action sex scenes in movies due personal reasons, but were those scenes really necessary; It's like they were just added for no other reason other than to make the movie not a disney movie honestly. About the only good thing I can say about this movie is at least amelie was a decent, and likable character; other than that this movie was a pass to me.