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Oceans Rising (2017)
By far worst movie ever....
I am glad I spent the money for renting this movie! Why you say, when its the crappiest movie ever!? Well, only because I never before woken in the middle of the night, and just started laughing, thinking of how TERREBLY bad this Movie is ;) As it has been listed by others, the text and Picture is way of, he don't build an arc, but he has bought an old motor boat tall as a sky scraper, not the boat type you want if you expect a sunami! One of my favorite scenes is after the sunami hit and they are driving around picking up people from ocean, they spot a mian in an inflatable boat in the middle of the ocean, he wonders if they have any food, wen the confirm this he agrees to come on board (as if its a gesture to everyone else????) The boat however is incredible fast, one scene the main character is asked how far it is to the place they are going, you can see they drive slow cruising speed (idle rev) but he claims they go 38 knots at the time, This boat is not built for that kind of speed, and if they went that fast, the man would be steering the boat instead of being outside. After they drop of the female main character and someone else, the people in the boat have to go to the other side of the eart to find another proton accelerator cannon, good thing they have a super fast boat, because after a short short while, they are middle between USA and Europe?? The next day, they have sailed 5200 km to Switzerland (altough this country has no coastline), they arrive at a beach, drive a van up an hill, then they are in the Alps! Everey thing about this movie is so crappy, I will almost recommend that you see it yourself ;)