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Candy Land (2022)
More like stupid movie land!
This disgusting waste of time presents an idea of human trafficking that could only have been dreamt up by a white male high school aged boy. It is NOT HORROR. The scariest part is that some people might actually believe this misogynistic fantasy version of human trafficking. When the madame pulls an epstein and manipulates the vulnerable girl its all done in a lovey dovey way, in reality pimping is a brutal affair...obviously. This is garbage for the mind. Unless you enjoy back to back sex assault scenes punctuated by extreme violence - in which case poor movie taste is the least of your problems. I didnt think Billy Baldwin could sink lower than he already was, but then hey the Baldwins are great at that. Save your time, save your mind. Skip this garbage.
Workaholics (2011)
We get it, you want to bang your buddies!
This show gets a 4 for it's satire of early 21st century SoCal stoner culture - btw being stoned is a prerequisite for this show to be watchable.
The problem I have with this show, and every movie these guys have written, is that being homoerotic to them is the most outrageous humour. Like ok we get it, you want to bang each other but your homophobia prevents you from exploring it - so you obsess over it, joking about it constantly, base an entire career around it. Rewatch any episode and tell me that I'm wrong.
Being gay is not a joke, being bisexual is not a joke. So is this show actually funny without all the dick obsession? Obviously not, which is why it is popular with homophobic millennial Americans, and no one else. Congrats America, you've done it again.
Indian Predator: The Butcher of Delhi (2022)
Just Beat It!
So apparently in India the police don't need search warrants, they can openly admit to assaulting a Doctor who was not charged with any crime, and they don't understand basic investigative techniques such as, oh I don't know, forensics? Crime scene management? Security cameras?! Even after the 2nd body dump, still no camera?! And the serial killer had to make a deal with the cops to prevent them from beating a confession out of him - apparently confessions like that are still admissible in this clown Court system? What a crazy bunch of ridiculousness.
My favourite part was when the middle aged "criminology proffesor" stated that the swear words in the note suggested that the killer didn't respect his mother! Whoa talk about a logical stretch - she was not a psychologist, and she needs to get a western education because clearly the criminal justice system in India is pathetically outdated and incompetent.
Hunted Australia (2022)
Highly staged
This show is kind of fun, but very obviously staged, perhaps even scripted when it comes to the "hunters". The whole thing feels very inauthentic - which makes me ask "why am I watching this? Why do I care?" I haven't seen anything this fake in quite a while.