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You Get Me (2017)
Is it Possible to Get My 89 Minutes Back?
Well, it's not entirely dreadful if you're looking for an hour & a half of dreadful acting, plump filler injected lips & expert breast implants, which is basically Bella Thorne summed up in three descriptors.
I'm still not sure why Bella's character Holly went obsessive over the most milquetoast possible man on the planet, a forgettable simp of a dude who spends much of the movie lying on his bed, fretting, instead of, you know, like, saving his girlfriend from certain harm from a stalker.
At no point during this film did my pulse quicken. I didn't even bother to pause it when I went to refill my wine glass, or to the restroom.
A colleague described this to me as SWIMFAN, v 2.0 but at least that one had some tension. YOU GET ME is about as thrilling as petting a sedated bunny.
HARD PASS, PEOPLE.
Death by Engagement (2005)
hands down, the worst film i have ever seen
i don't usually post comments about films. but after watching this disaster i needed to warn any potential viewers: STAY AWAY. there is nothing redeeming about this movie in any way. the acting is laughably bad, the editing made me want to close my eyes (which is what the black screen cuts felt like) and the script...i kept marveling every two minutes, "who wrote this?" the lead actor couldn't act his way out of a speeding ticket, and the lead actress, all i could do was stare at her obviously cosmetically enhanced bosom and lips. i'm surprised that someone actually committed time and money to this catastrophe. in fact, i'm so incensed right now that i have to continue writing more lines since there is a minimum of ten required for comment submission so i will continue typing things until it says i am OK to submit. apparently this is enough.