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The Secret Village (2013)
A bad movie that isn't even enjoyably bad
Bad movies that are bad and know it - the ones that don't take themselves seriously - can usually be fun. This movie is NOT one of those, it is just plain terrible.
I was angered by the several "good" reviews about this movie, because as other observant reviewers already pointed out, they are likely all fakes. Well, here is another first-time reviewer's opinion, and it definitely won't contain kind words towards this waste of time. This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Within the first 5 minutes my attention started to wander, and once the first bits of "action" started out of the blue, I couldn't care less about any of the characters. There is very little character development, and the bit that there is did not evoke any sort of emotional attachment. I found myself actually rooting against the lead actors. By the time the end credits rolled around, I was more interested in watching Back to the Future for ideas to go get my time back.
Any good review of this movie either is a result of trolling, or from someone who can make money off it. Please avoid this movie, and watch something else. You can never be desperate enough for a thriller to watch this...