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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters (2023)
Genuinely Awful - Insipid, Idiotic, Embarrassingly Bad
I'm beginning to think that there are people who intentionally ruin things. That's what makes them happy. They like to tell people, "Yeah, you know that thing people like? I killed it."
Which brings us to Monarch. They take a decades-old franchise that pertains specifically to giant dangerous creatures, and they write the most pathetic dreck-squeal dialogue for the least likable characters you've ever seen, and jam that in there somehow. And make no mistake these are 100% absolutely least likable characters you have ever laid eyes on. Seriously, I'm rooting for the monster to eat every one of them. I'm begging, please end this. Sadly, as monsters compose a only a tiny fraction of this funeral, that does not occur with enough frequency.
The writing is a war crime, and seems to have been lifted from the diary of a vile, extremely racist teenager. Make no mistake - truly vicious imbeciles wrote this drivel. They hate your guts and they want to hurt you as bad as they can. So they wrote Monarch.
It's not merely boring, it's an active offense. It's aggressive in its noxiousness. You can try to overlook it but you can't. This show is so bad I was compelled to write a review. Truly a sad misuse of the great Kurt Russell.
The Ripper (2020)
The destruction of documentary filmmaking continues...
Watch the creators if of this crass garbage mangle reality to get a nonsensical political point across. You will marvel at the comments made by some of these people, the lack of self-awareness is staggering. Worth watching only as a reminder that this genre is utterly corrupt.
Newman (2015)
Gibberish. Intellectually vapid, a total hoax
The review is simple - this is NOT a documentary. It is an insipid piece of promotional propaganda in furtherance of a hoax. This tripe never even attempts to justify or explain the science behind the fraudulent claims made by Joe Newman, one can safely assume because there is none. In totality the content contained herein consists of know nothings jabbering nonsense. The authors of this trash are not filmmakers, they are accomplices.