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White Famous (2017)
Don't worry no spoilers...since I stopped after 10 min
zzzzz....so Jay pharaoh and jamie fox, a couple of black celebs who hate being black (in real life and on the show) and who love LOVE to **** on whites with really dumb descriptions of "whitey."
the problem is like Insecure, the dumb white tropes about racism is hardly realistic while being typically unfunny and unwatchable.
I was hoping we would never have to deal with another angry at the white world Issa Rae persona or type ...but I guess this will be another one...until it's finally cancelled.
Very deliberate jokes about whites and dumb, profane BANAL jokes in general. And for your viewing pleasure: dark skinned, unattractive black guys chasing more attractive, light skinned women.....did I mention the horrible, unfunny script? The hook for the producers are is: "well, in case the 'comedy' doesn't work out, let's add hella ass and Jamie's nut sack...YUP that'll work."
The Last Exorcism (2010)
I'm pretty critical with "horror" films....this really wasn't so bad.
Wow, lots of negative reviews, but as critical as I can be, I really found this film kind of compelling and scary. Crazy, weird scary....information and details that you don't expect. I didn't really think the acting would be all that good at first...but it's all pretty masterful by most of the cast ...the ending is pretty realistic as well in a brutally scary way.
I can become persuaded by negative reviews but I couldn't sleep and had to finish watching this on Epix. Overall, I'd say it's worth watching! The physical acting (as demonic) is pretty compelling too. Now I need go to sleep with the TV on. I guess the nay sayers really wanted more 'blood, guts, screams" but this production didn't need it. The ending was a little predictable tbh.
Snatched (2017)
I saw this on ....
OK, so I just saw this somewhere online for free...can't advertise the name.... but I guess you can do some Google research (hint: it's among the first five links).
As expected, Snatched was goodness grief awful. Earlier, I actually assumed that I might be a little bit wrong before seeing the movie. Yet, no one in the (recorded movie...in the theater) laughed as it seemed. I never EVER heard a chuckle. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND ONE OF THE "WRITERS" FOR THIS JUNK IS ACTUALLY AMY S...not just that horrible screen writer who wrote Ghostbusters Reboot crapola. The movie super slow and yet at times hard delivery on "jokes." I'm referring to a movie less than 90 min. Wanda Sykes was funniest but only in small dosages. I actually thought Chris Meloni would deliver....but he was very mundane and not at all like Dirty Movie (which I recommend ...you're welcomed CM). Also this: Dear Chris Meloni, keep in mind if it weren't for my book that mentioned you and Jon Hamm, you would not be working w/ Jon Hamm (not that it's a consolation or anything since he's way less funnier than you)....that and you probably would not be in this film (bless your heart) if it weren't for Amy S's ego over my picking on her on SM a few years back. Sorry about that. Glad you got 250K for your role. Where's my 10 percent btw?
ANYhoo. Here's something kind of interesting about this cheap trick of a mother / daughter storyline ... (like my private life and my book): there are some similar features in this train wreck of a film from MY BOOK/PRIVATE LIFE ever since Amy S started troll stalking me to death online and via background checks, my email accts, my iCloud. What in the world??? Right, anyway, what has happened to me is so sick and twisted and media continues to denounce me as a loon ....even if it much of my accusations pretty much make some sense; ya ready??
In comparison to Snatched, my personal experience taking my mom out to Mexico and Bahamas (I took notes you guys): 1. In 2001, I asked my BF from grad school to go to Mexico w/ me (my former honeymoon w/ divorced hubby back in 2001). 2. My BF from grad school declines and then breaks up w/ me....DUH. OK, to be fair, he was NOT in a band. He was a medical school student attending grad school at the same time SINCE he was trying to gain residency in this country. Oh and he's Asian lol! 3. My mother is a worry wort over my drinking and safety living out of state. 4. My mom has a cat that she dotes on as if it's her third child....Yes, as in still. 5. Phobias are involved in this movie ....like my life. Got to be honest about that. 6. My mom always complains about her knees and ankles and doesn't like traveling. 7. My mom WUVS the YMCA. 8. **I got fired from retail ....but yet the difference is: this was after I complained about the CEO being a thief over substandard wages and blatant schedule changes w/ pt workers. 9. Taxi issues like the movie ...but my exp consisted of me cursing out the taxi driver for being rude to my mom. 10. Hotel issues of getting the wrong and worse room. 11. My (uncle) dad who has lived in Florida with his mistress Carol. 12. The guy in the movie who wines and dines Emily (Amy S) did basically the same thing where I met a guy in Italy in 2007 .... who also drove me on his motor cycle (like the movie) .... but yet to his dad's house where he tried to assault me. That meaning: as in my book that Amy S has READ AND DEVOURED .... before cherry picking/plagiarizing off of me since 2014 after I used to pick on her on SM. Sounds convoluted? I know....but imagine it being true.
Sincerely, Jean Bergman the REAL hotmess/Trainwreck Amy Schumer. What in da F k am I yammering on about????? All is explained on maid not for you .com. Trust me I have to type it out like this by now. So yeah, Dear Amy, YET AGAIN, I made yoUR latest version..... and I want as many people to know. I also want to be paid. I don't care if this is typical in your biz....I want to be paid. As far as accusations, you deserve this 100000000000 percent! PS Poor Jane Cusack! (did she even have lines????)
Obvious Child (2014)
If you're a youngish hipster with no sense of humor and snarky low self esteem ...
....YOU WILL ADORE THIS MOVIE. If you're older/white/Hispanic/black/Asian/mixed/robot/alien/Donald Trump's comb over, you will wonder what has happened to romantic comedies. So every thing that's crude (i.e. fart jokes, bowels, crotch stains, p pping next to one another, sitting next to your roommate who's taking a dump, did I mention crotch stains that supposedly ALL women deal with .... I guess I'm one of the lucky ones who don't ... not that you needed to know ... including what's in the movie; catchy rhymes for twelve year olds, yadda yadda yadda ... ) is supposed to be comedic these days??? I want to go back to my mom's womb and wait till this sh88 blows over until the next 22nd century. I was the only one who didn't laugh among the entire forum of twenty folks. No wonder this movie gets a lot of stars.
2 Broke Girls (2011)
I will never understand why shows like this survive
I don't mind raunchy, stupidity...even loud and retarded remarks....but with 2 Broke Girls, all I can say is that these writers and the actors who are apart of this show should never EVER GET A chance at doing another sitcom or movie for that matter. Whitney Cummings produced this? She needs to be punched in the face as a reminder to her that her talents should be dead and buried. (I'd rather actually watch Chelsea Handler for three hours straight.)
The show is obnoxious but never funny. What is wrong with media and the rest of my country tolerating such bad art. That and Why???????????????????????????????