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Snow Babes (2023)
The girls on the box looks nothing like the girls in the movie
Also, despite the name, there are no babes in this movie. The main character is disgusting looking. Even with pillow fights and massages, there's nothing sexual or even sensual in this movie. I can't think of anything redeeming about this movie. There is no humor because the movie annoyingly takes itself too seriously, and there basically is no plot. Much of the movie is senseless like the gorilla costume. Why?
Jamie Morgan is especially bad. The IMDb page says it had a $100k budget. I don't understand why they couldn't have afforded someone less worse. The only thing in the movie as bad as her was the ridiculous looking fake CGI snow.
The only positive was some nice shots including drone shots of the ski slope and lodge to start the movie. It goes downhill from there.
Moonfall (2022)
They woman they cast to play Fowler is so disgusting, and...
They kept bringing her(?) back. Patrick Wilson is so cute that he almost makes up for that pile of human garbage playing Wilson that can't act. No spoilers, but they tricked us twice into thinking she had died which would have been nice. Also, the guy that stole Wilson's wife is probably an illegal so that was unrealistic.
All of the child actors are really annoying and bad at acting, but that's not unusual.
The best part of the movie was how well that made a crazy conspiracy theory come true. That was a nice twist. And seeing Samwell Tarley from Game of Thrones was really nice especially since he was proven right which was very satisfying since he's such a nice guy.
James May: Our Man in...: Go! (2020)
James May can even make something as boring as Japan...
Interesting. The dogsled scene was particularly fun. But the competitive snowball throwing scene seemed artificially stretched out as did the fishing scene.
The Simpsons: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind (2007)
Has probably the most beautiful scene in all of The Simpsons
This episode has a hauntingly beautiful parody of Noah Kalina's project where he took pictures of himself every day for six years with Everyday by Carly Comando, his former girlfriend, playing in the background.
It's also a fairly well done parody of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and I liked it since it is one of they only few times they let Homer do something clever in the later seasons. 10/10.
Red Dwarf: Beyond a Joke (1997)
The audio was mostly impossible to understsand
They should have rerecorded the audio. This made most of the episode impossible to follow.
Below Deck: Reunion Part 1 (2020)
A lot of apologies, but not much else
Also, Simon kept interrupting a lot, and his wig was annoyingly slipping back even farther than usual showing his male pattern baldness. Capt Lee and Kate were the only sane and interesting guests in this episode.
Top Gear: Episode #27.4 (2019)
More time spent virtue signaling than...
The few minutes on the Rolls SUV. I want to watch a show about cars, not politics.