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Amber Alert (2012)
Chris Hill - what a PITA
For what could have been a very powerful movie about child abduction this was spoiled solely by the performance of Chris Hill who is about as talented an actor as a hedgehog.
Honestly left me seething that he made the film about him, clearly ad libbing the entire movie. Absolutely moronic dude.
This should be remade with a proper script and actual actors : it's too powerful a message to leave in the hands of amateurs and idiots.
Watch this movie for the message not the content. Mute the idiots when they start shouting (most of the time) and fast forward through it.
I know it's 2012 when it was made, but this really hasn't aged well. And by that I mean, it's still available to watch.
Avoid if you have high blood pressure or a headache.
Prototype (2022)
Can the Director Please Refund My Money
This is easily one of the worst movies that's ever been my misfortune to watch.
And I paid to watch it.
Not quite sure at what point someone thought this was worthy of releasing? Or did they just plough through the dreadful script and horrific acting? Phoney pointless American accents, ridiculous makeup and some awful dialogue-can any of the production team say they are proud of this? The actors must be livid it turned out like this - absolutely hokum.
If the moral was AI can't be trusted then it failed. If the moral was that domestic violence goes on behind closed doors, it failed.
It failed.
Even the end credit music. I mean. What.
No. Avoid. At all costs.
28 Days Haunted (2022)
The Worst Of Paranormal TV
I'm always dubious about these shows that always have a "climatic" ending, or those that build up to what's clearly a scripted ending. This one is easily one of the worst that's come out recently.
Any show that promotes misogynistic behaviour in their male actors, really needs to be removed from the screens - Shane's outright bullying of Amy Parks is nothing short of disgraceful. But then, I'm guessing it's now okay for men to bully females to do something they clearly don't want to do. I wonder if his behaviour carries over to normal life? I'm willing to bet it does. No should always mean No.
That aside, this really is TV for people with no brains, it's stupid, dull, ridiculous and completely unbelievable - this should be banned from Netflix and an apology issued by the network.
Avoid.
Like the plague.
Bullet Proof (2022)
Not One Good Thing
...to be said about this. Absolutely terrible. Poor script and script direction, some awful acting and a story thats about as original as Vinnie Jones' look.
Not sure whether Clayton should stick to acting or directing, or, maybe even find himself a new vocation.
Tell me Mr Clayton - what's the need for a cigarette throughout the film?
A movie to avoid.
Extraction Point (2021)
School Project?
I hope it was as it gives you a chance to improve going forwards.
Absolutely dreadful.