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Skyline (2010)
can I give this so-called "movie" a negative score?
I've rated it a one out of ten only because that's the worst score available. It most definitely does NOT deserve even THAT high of a score. Even SciFi (oh, excuse me, SyFy) could have done better, and you know what that means.... At least with their movies, you have something to laugh at.
As far as specifics, here's the basic plot: big ugly monsters from space flying and crawling all over the city and killing people. That's it. I kept waiting for more of a plot to develop.... I kept waiting for the real story to start to build..... And then the credits started to roll.
Seriously, don't waste your time on this one. You MIGHT, if you're very lucky, get your money back, but the time you spent watching this foul, pitiful excuse for a movie ... you won't get that back, but you'll be wishing you could.
10.5: Apocalypse (2006)
warning to cancer patients w/ seizures
I don't know if anything here is a spoiler or not, but I'll include the warning...just to be safe. But first, a different type of warning...a WARNING TO THOSE WHO MAY BE SUBJECT TO SEIZURES: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. (Sorry for the shouting.) The horrific camera work (the zoom lens on the camera was apparently stuck in an in/out/in/out/... mode, and they apparently didn't have the budget for another camera) is so bad that I've had to turn the TV off...I didn't get that warning feeling, but the headache was so bad I could easily imagine it being next...and this movie is NOT worth a Grand Mal seizure...trust me!
Also, I only rated this a "1" out of 10 because there isn't a "0".
Possible spoiler here....
Wasn't Dr. Hill's (Kim Delaney) father mentioned as being DEAD in the original 10.5? Or am I thinking of another movie?