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The Legend of Vox Machina (2022)
Exactly what I had hoped for
With a cast of perfect voice actors, all characters act and behave exactly like I expected from the show.
Animation is great (though I admit, not on par with Arcane)
The humor is great, and the story is interesting.
Spoilers:
The story is pretty rushed. We are talking about 20 hours on game sessions compressed into 1½ hour for the first 3 episodes. But it doesn't waste any of the time it does have.
The fight scenes are great, but when Grog says: "I...would like...to RAGE!!!" it actually brought a tear to my eye. The end fight in episode 2 actually feels appropriately epic.
Jurassic World (2015)
For about 20 minutes I felt like a 12-year old kid again
I saw Jurassic Park on my 12th birthday 22 years ago, and it was one of the best cinema experiences of my entire life. As a kid who loves dinosaurs, that was the perfect movie for me. To this date I still love that movie, and always will.
For the first 20 minutes, I actually felt like I was that same 12-year old kid, just marveling at the grandeur and awesomeness of this film. I felt the old magic, not as a repeat of the old movie, but as nostalgic bliss.
But then it sort of faded away as the plot began. The movie was surprisingly good. I thought it would just be CGI hell, with wooden acting and sloppy pacing, but the movie succeeded in pulling me in over and over. I felt excited and on edge all the time.
To be true, the plot is rather lame, and very predictable, but I was able to tune all the inconsistencies out and let myself be carried along.
It is a beautiful and fast-paced action-adventure, not an epic love drama. It's dinosaurs! Big ass dinosaurs, and that's why this movie is great.
Lucy (2014)
Worse than anyone could have imagined
Let me start off by saying, I usually like this type of movie. I don't mind movies where the girl kicks ass, even when it is entirely unrealistic. If the girl also happens to be hot, then it's even better. Here we have Scarlett Johansson, one of the hottest women of all time, looks promising right? But everything that could possible go wrong, goes wrong here.
1. Scarlett Johansson does not look her best in this movie. The changing looks, the futuristic makeup and everything just fails completely. The fact that she transforms into an emotionally void cyborg also means that she becomes entirely unrelatable for the audience. For 90% of the movie she conveys the same blank facial expression. Kind of like Will Smith in After Earth.
2. The special effects are lackluster and sluggish. I have been waiting for a movie about a woman with superpowers, able to do anything she wants, but what does she do: She uses telekinesis to levitate a bunch of goons, she pushes a cop to another seat of a car, she stops bullets in mid-air, and...that's pretty much it.
3. The plot. Besides the premise of being utterly false, the movie keeps conveying false information and misdirection. As a biologist, the portrayal of evolution in this movie is worse than what any Christian fundamentalist could do. Every 10 minutes a full screen notice of 10%-20%-30%...appears, just to let us know exactly how far along she is. This is actually good, because we have no other means of knowing. It's not like her abilities improve. In fact, after 40% she does not use her abilities at all.
4. Artistically this movie keeps making cut scenes to completely random images and sequences, that should be used to associate with what occurs in the actual film. But this just adds an element of "weird for the sake of weird", and it just makes it more confusing and frustrating to watch.
5. The climax or rather anticlimax of the movie is what topped it off as the worst movie I have seen at the cinema. Spoiler!!! In the end, after she goes 100%, she turns herself into a USB drive for Morgan Freeman, and then the movie ends!
It is completely ridiculous, and so underwhelming. The acting is bad and with no impact, the action is boring and clumsy, the plot makes no sense, and the ending is so under the top silly that it doesn't even make the movie "so bad that it's good". While I have seen worse movies before (not many), I have never seen worse movies at the cinema. I did not expect anything good, but to have it be that much worse...I was so disappointed by this, and I thought I had set the bar so low as to prevent this. I thought I would just see a mindless action flick, where a hot girl got to kick ass. This...was absolute rubbish.