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Vampires in America (2022)
So bad it's good? Not quite...
You know, for about 20 minutes, I found these two "vampire hunters" amusing, hence the two stars. The sheer amount of nonsense they spew forth in the opening moments of this show is mind-boggling. The guy with the Kevlar bandana (you read that right) apparently knows the entire history of the vampire race going back 68,000 years. The European guy with the insignia on his hat and sleeve (he looks like Rommel, the Desert Fox) claims to have watched his father kill a vampire by beheading it with a machete. So, for his sake, I hope vampires ARE real or he watched his Dad kill a man.
At first, I thought these were two guys who had a break with reality and firmly believed in the fantasies of their psychosis, but then the steady stream of local theater actors began appearing-all perfectly coiffed and costumed and in sets made to resemble a farm (with no animals), a veterinary office (with no animals), a desert (with no animals), an run-down apartment with only two pieces of furniture, an abandoned warehouse with an arcade full of dusty video games, etc. Etc.
I'm sure this was intended to be a series. It even has a cliffhanger ending. But it "jumps the shark" halfway through this first episode with the wacky chase in an abandoned truck stop. Chop it's head off because a stake won't work -that's just what the vampires want you to think!