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House of the Dead (2003)
This movie is only worth seeing because it is so bad it is funny
This movie was terrible... The plot is almost non-existent, and implausible at the best of times. The camera work looks like something that a high school student could have thought of. The acting is dire and there is nothing about the characters to make you feel any sort of empathy with them. The only thing that can really be said in its favor is that it is so bad it becomes funny. I have in fact only seen one movie that I believe to be worse... Save your money and drink tequila instead - the headache afterwards will be better than watching this movie. You would have thought that you would feel more intelligent after the movie because it was clearly made by people with a collective IQ of 4, but it has a brain numbing effect that no matter how hard you laugh at the movie still leaves you feeling drained.
Disembodied (1998)
This is without a doubt the worst movie I have EVEN seen
This movie has absolutely no plot, budget or point. Save yourself the trouble of renting it and simply bang your head against a wall for a couple of hours... the after effect will be the same. The tagline says that it is "Deviant. Psychotic. Demented" this is in fact not true... In order to enjoy this movie for something other than a twisted comedy value you would have to be all of the above. I will admit that the video is so bad that it becomes funny, but this is not a good enough reason to want to watch it in the case of this film. There is probably a good reason that the vast majority of the people involved in this film have never done anything else - because you would not want to hire them after watching Disembodied. I like watching bad horror flicks, but this goes beyond that to somewhere very mentally painful. I recommend going to the dentist over watching this video