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Secrets of the Clown (2007)
WARNING: read this before watching this movie
I bought curtains an 80's slasher flick and 3 newer horror films came with. The others weren't bad. Compared to this garbage....they are like award winners. This movie displays some of the most horrible acting I have EVER seen in any movie. The terrible story is brought to you by what looks like lip syncing... Not sure.... Better yet, they explain things you could clearly see taking place. Like the cliché actor who reads the action cue before their line and then the line. Hope that makes sense. There are.some plot twists but the movie is so horrible you can't get off the fixation that an end is near....and the highlight of the film a decent topless shot. Whew, roll credits..... NOPE!!!! This trash drags out through all this nonsense...I have never been so offended as I feel after my DVD player was violated by this garbage. How is it on the same.DVD as curtains? Epic horrible moments...Val's bad-ass pose during the "battle" The further her hands are behind her, the more ass she kicks! Lmfao..... This movie stole 1.5 hours of my life, I did it for you, DONOT EVER WATCH THIS!
Room 33 (2009)
Better than expected...
When getting a movie by way of 4 pack usually holds minimal promise for good flicks. The feature of the bundle was curtains an 80's slasher film, which is good, but that's another review....This has a decent story with borderline good acting and hot bodies in little clothing. It's only downfall is the ghost, not at all scary or intimidating. It's like having your mail man as a villain.... Aside from that the film features roller derby chicks lost, with a dead car, and no cell service. They find themselves in an abandoned asylum, and they aren't alone. The end left some to be desired, but I enjoyed this movie, it's worth a try.