SevenKal-ElGuiry Reviews

Fairytales and Pornography (2002)

An interesting mix of black and white with Colour

[9/10 · 1 May 2008]

this movie is about a girl who steals money from her boss, and falls in love with her lawyer, all the while it spins out of controle. this is not a typical Canadian movie, i mean the bad acting ,

its a mostly black and white movie, with some colour in the scenes where the porn scenes are, they are shot tastefully, meaning nothing hard core, just really bad, oh ya i like that, harder , of that nature.

the amazing Micheal Ironside makes a cameo in this, as a judge, he does a very good job.

its interesting to see whos who in Canadian TV are in this.

over all its a very good Canadian made movie.

an 8/10

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

funny movie.

[11 July 2005]

I watched this last night on sex TV, (its not all porno movies, i watch it very little, i'm a huge fan of David Hyde Pierce, i looked at the info box, saw his name and i was hooked, i've heard about it before, little nudity and swearing ( i don;t see the point in nudity in comedy movies).

i love the voice overs, and the humor that David puts in to it. great work. i hope that David does have another hit show. now i'm just filling up space, damn 10 line min.

i give it a 5 out of 7. don't like what i say, come here closer and i'll say it again.

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Clerks: The Lost Scene (2004 Video)

the lost scene

[10 January 2005]

When i watched this last night, it blew my mind away, i couldn;t believe it, it was so funny and sick at the same time, the Jesus trading cards bit was sweet, Question 1: Was he in her pants looking for the keys or was he out side the pants.

Question 2: WHY CAN'T THEY BRING BACK CLERKS the cartoon, i loved that show, and i'm glad i have it on DVD. this little short was better then anything i could think of, and i can think of some pretty sick stuff for them to do while they were there, but this was near what i thought happened.

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