An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels. Written by
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got his inspiration for the film after watching a nature documentary on the mating habits of animals. See more
After Billy tried to defend Jennie from Mike, she asks if they should take the relationship to the next level. The next level is that they are tested for AIDS, so that they don't have to use a condom. This makes little sense or is an error in her judgment as she has already performed unprotected fellatio upon Billy. See more
[the male searches the pockets of his dry-cleaned blazer hoping to find the female's phone number
The male searches through his animal skins. Perhaps the female is inside.
[the male pulls out the destroyed remains of the napkin with the female's number
Blinded by his need to procreate, the male shows some lint to the other member of the pack. "Is this the female I seek?" he asks.
The Male's Friend
Yep, you're an asshole.
"No, it is not," responds the other.
This motion picture is a work of fiction. The characters and events portrayed in this motion picture are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to any persons, whether living, dead, or Earthbound is entirely coincidental. (Except for the weird looking brown creature. You know who you are.) See more
Words and Music by Michael Bramon
Produced and Performed by Michael Bramon
and the Groove Fanatics See more