An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels. Written by
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got his inspiration for the film after watching a nature documentary on the mating habits of animals. See more
When the male is getting to meet the female for the first time, the male wears the sweater then a leather jacket (confirmed by the narrator). Then in the next shot where the male is looking into the mirror there is only the sweater and no leather jacket. See more
[the male searches the pockets of his dry-cleaned blazer hoping to find the female's phone number
The male searches through his animal skins. Perhaps the female is inside.
[the male pulls out the destroyed remains of the napkin with the female's number
Blinded by his need to procreate, the male shows some lint to the other member of the pack. "Is this the female I seek?" he asks.
The Male's Friend
Yep, you're an asshole.
"No, it is not," responds the other.
This motion picture is a work of fiction. The characters and events portrayed in this motion picture are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to any persons, whether living, dead, or Earthbound is entirely coincidental. (Except for the weird looking brown creature. You know who you are.) See more
Spoofs The Terminator
Words and Music by Michael Bramon
Produced and Performed by Michael Bramon
and the Groove Fanatics See more