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An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels. Written by
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After Billy tried to defend Jennie from Mike, she asks if they should take the relationship to the next level. The next level is that they are tested for AIDS, so that they don't have to use a condom. This makes little sense or is an error in her judgment as she has already performed unprotected fellatio upon Billy.
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Quotes
The Male's Friend:
You just met her last night. If you call her now, you'll scare her off.
The Male:
Oh come on, man. I don't play those games.
The Male's Friend:
Don't do it, man. She'll think you want her.
The Male:
I do want her.
The Male's Friend:
I know, but if she thinks that, she'll find somebody else.
The Male:
Someone who doesn't want her?
The Male's Friend:
Someone cool.
The Male:
Oh, but I'm not cool.
The Male's Friend:
Exactly. That's why you got to wait a few days before you call her. And when you do ask her out, act like you're doing *her* a favor, you know? Like you don't give a damn if she says yes or no 'cause...
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Crazy Credits
No humans were harmed during the making of this motion picture.
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Connections
References
Le Samouraï (1967)
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Soundtracks
"Distant World"
Words and Music by
Michael Bramon
Produced and Performed by
Michael Bramon and the Groove Fanatics
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Other viewers have given the plot details of this mock documentary better than I could. Just want to add that the film is truly hilarious- even to a middle-aged viewer who never heard of Carmen Electra! I still laugh each time I remember lines like(describing films) " The human female prefers stories about one person dying slowly. The human male prefers stories about many people dying quickly." Cheers to this highly original, very funny film!