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Randall's Flat (2001)
Flat indeed!
This came to me via work, someone had to watch the promotional DVD that came to our distribution company, someone deluded obviously thought that just because we have a few crappy titles in our catalogue that we might need another, I drew the short straw and had to watch this, revenge now is mine. To quantify this horror of a title, bad acting, inaudible sound, cheap & obvious special effects, loathsome characters amble in and out of pubs and bars getting very drunk and swearing. The lead female whose previous claim to fame was appearing in a none speaking (her voice was dubbed over) as a body double, naked from the head down wearing a mask in 'Eyes wide shut', should have been wearing a mask this time too for she'll never live this turkey down. I destroyed the disc before putting it in the waste bin so there would be no possibility of other poor soul having to suffer watching this amateur dramatics, boring beyond tedious, self-indulgent crap! Flat indeed like tasting a beer found the day after a party with a few cigarette butts added for flavour.