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The Machine (2023)
So bad I couldn't believe it
18 June 2023 - 23 out of 41 users found this review helpful.
I expected a simple action comedy, what i got was so bizarrely amateurish I cannot believe they let this happen. It's like a child wrote it, from the self indulgent premise to the nonstop unfunny lines, the whole thing felt like a first draft by someone who'd never put pen to paper before, but constantly self-satisfied with every word. Mark Hammil in particular was wasted, every joke they gave him was so generic and corny and out of place. Not to mention that the entire premise of the movie is that a man is a legendary hero for.... Drinking more than some Russians one night in the 90s? The final "pay off" of him drinking vodka and becoming "the machine" was the cringiest thing I've ever seen on film.
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