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Dracula Reborn (2015)
Dracula Reborn should have been aborted.
This movie is a kill fest and if that is all you want to see well then have at it sports fans! The vampire truly loves to kill and is having fun doing it. He acts silly before the kill and ravishes his prey. This is the problem, because once you have seen the first three kills you might as well skip to the end because all the rest are the same. Not one player ever has a plan to survive or any hope to kill a vampire. It is all about just getting bit in the neck and sucked dry without ever seeing it coming or putting up any resistance. The lead female star looked like real live vampire and could stand to put one a few pounds. I don't know how she got the part unless she was the directors girl friend. The only other thing is that the vampire didn't seem to have any of the usual vulnerabilities, not even sun light and this was disappointing because the characters never seem to have a snowball in hell of not being killed.
7 Seconds (2005)
Watchable mid to lower grade action flick
Movie's have come to be just like eating chicken. Everybody is serving chicken; Boiled, baked and fried but it just chicken.
Where have all the new and innovative ideas gone to. The last truly innovative movie that I have saw was The Matrix. I can't hardly find a movie I can sit all the way through anymore. And with that being said, 7 seconds is just about as watchable an anything being produced these days unless you want to soil your sensibilities in the mire of sadistic garbage that is being pushed at us now. Torture and entrapment, murder and mutilation. Heck they have even eliminated the Sci-fi section at Blockbusters. Why??? As a sidebar when ever I see a Wesley Snipes movie I amuse myself with Wesley's ability to bed white women on screen. He seems to be the only card carrying Black man that is licensed to do that in American Cinema. Without suffering some kind of tragic end before the movie ends. In this movie he had two of them. How does he get away with doing that?
The Ninth Gate (1999)
Too Predictable
The movie didn't have enough bedevilment in it for one. Corsco was a bit lighthearted and almost whimsical in the way he dealt with the strange predicament the he had falled into. They should have had him sweating bullits after his buddy was found hanging up side down from one foot. Then it should have gotten progressively stressful from there. They should have just had us wishing " Leave the book and run" Most of all how many times have we seen a villain with visions of gradure get foiled in the end because of a snafu in his master plan for world domination. And I think that the girl was all too mysterious. She never once answered any questions or shed ed any in-site in what she knew about anything. Yes I think she might have been the devil. Did she become a little girl at the airport? Did she become a dog in the park? I think that there should have been some kind of wrap up in the end.
Aerobicise (1982)
I'm too sexy
I've actually been looking for the Aerobicise series of videos. I found them once a long time ago at an "independent" store and I should have dubbed them when I had the chance, curses! Aerobicise goes back to the pioneer days of " ON TV", before cable hit the north. The director captured the sexy vibe of the disco scene on video and made you want to be that sexy. Pumping dance hits like "Dancer" by Gino Soccio, those hot workout diva's shimmered with sweat and lip gloss as their blond crimps floated on air with every bounce kick step. The whole event seemed to culminate in a "come one come all" challenge to any would-be lover to out last the stamina and to achieve the glamor that those girls obiviously had in bed as well as in the gym.