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National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief..."
To put it simply, this was a great movie. Even though this movie has had 32 years of college movies following it, none of them have been able to show the greatness from the original genius behind Animal House. The fact is, that none of the movies today achieve the greatness that this movie has. Most people my age (teenagers) usually like to hang around the new material and do not have any such intellectual curiosity that would lead to discovering the classics. People take too much interest in stupid movies to realize that there simply are better movies around. It's almost sad that no one appreciates movies from the 70s, because that's where the true genius behind college films is it - Animal House. It is, has been, and always will be the best frat movie, period.
Frat Party (2009)
Survey says... Terrible
Take a porn movie, and extend it to around 90 minutes. All it took was the first few minutes to realize that it was a terrible movie. The story is almost typical for "playboy" type films, where the protagonist used to be able to bang any girl he wants, but eventually decides to settle. Besides putting in a whole lot of fillers for time, the director tried way too hard to make it seem like a fantasy-type film. Especially when it comes to the "settling playboy" theme, the masseuse, etc. I'm not sure about it's background, but I'll take a guess that it was a straight-to-DVD film, especially considering its lack of known actors. I came across it on On Demand after watching Animal House, so I figured why not? Turned out it was a big waste of time. The only reason it got more than a one-star rating is because of all of the hot girls in this movie. Quite simply, you cannot watch this movie without thinking it is terrible, unless you think a movie is good because of girls, or you are ineffably stupid.