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Reindeer Games (1996)
Bloody panties...
Need I say more? Well actually I should because that was the only good part of this movie. Not even good just hysterical. Because of that I gave this movie a 2. The highest rating I've given any of the movies I have reviewed thus far which isn't saying much considering the fact that so far I have reviewed dreamcatcher, juno and avatar.
This movie is sooooooooooooo stupid. Sucha waste of time. Go see it. See for yourself. Please.
I don't even know what else to say. I went to two blackbusters with a friend to find this movie and needless to say it was the smartest thing I have ever done in my entire life!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Retards eating dog poop...
Normally when a movie is this bad I would write a positive review telling people how awesome it is and it is a must see and what have you. However, when I started to read the user comments I changed my mind. I only do that in order to get people to waste their time and money on just a god awful movie. Now unless everyone else is doing what I do just to f#uck with my friends 99% of the people who reviewed this would sh*t the bed at the special olympics they are so god damned retarded. Worst movie EVER. Well right up there with avatar and juno but top 3 easy.
Oh yeah see this movie it is awesome it will change your life.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
When you set the bar as low as Juno did you can only go up...
Juno was the worst movie I have ever sat through without getting up and leaving. This movie while awful was a hell of a lot better than Juno. I shouldn't say Juno was the worst movie I ever sat through but it was right up there with Dreamcatcher and Avatar. At least in Dreamcatcher they made that retard eat dog sh#t... Sorority Row needs more of the two essentials for all horror movies...duct tape and panties. If I made a movie hell Id probably call it duct tape n panties. Bottom line is if you thought you'd be better off eating dog sh#t out of a bowl with a spoon than watching Juno again you should still see this. Its aight bra.