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Being John Malkovich (1999)
1st Place in my list of Worst Movies Ever
I am a movie fanatic. I LOVE movies. I admit, I am not a critic. I would make a lousy critic just for the sheer fact I like pretty much every movie I see... And I couldn't even make it all the way through this movie! The plot was somewhat interesting, the acting was great, but the way the idea was executed was just plain stupid. The characters were just stupid wannabes who couldn't get a hold of their own pathetic lives. Sure, we're all like that. But these guys were SO eccentric, I couldn't stand to watch. Certain scenes were disgustingly pointless, and the characters were not sympathetic making this movie futile. Sure, there was a good joke thrown in every now and then, but they were almost impossible to laugh at when you remembered what you were actually sitting through. I don't recommend this movie out there to ANYONE who has a brain. If I could give it a zero, I would.
The Pretender 2001 (2001)
Wonderful!
This movie was absolutely great! It was much better than Island of the Haunted. I definitely recommend this movie to anyone, so long as they watch the entire series before viewing it- things would be confusing if you didn't.